Category: Events

1st Lancaster Ride Report: Slow Ride’s Under the Sea Ride

It’s been a little quiet on the Bikeleptic front this year. It’s been a busy freaking year, between transitioning career opportunities, moving across country, stress, anxiety, cycling bouts of depression, manic and otherwise childlike wonder of new experiences; it has been difficult to juggle everything.

Two months into our new lives, things are finally beginning to settle into a routine. I am beginning what may turn into the nightmare that is applying for new healthcare after being without insurance since May.

But if you want to hear more about daily happenings, you can follow us at Carpenter and Weaver.

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Greasing the seat post in the hallway

Long story short, it’s been business as usual and I was itching to get out and stretch my legs. Having been digging deep into the local active transportation scene here, I had found a few different groups that did regular rides. Not the deeply developed and intricate calendar system of Portland, Oregon that you basically need and so was thus developed, an app to merge the various cycling events that transpired throughout the area.

Lancaster does have a dedicated group of cyclists. Everything about Lancaster has seemed dedicated and community-orientated.

I found out about Slow Ride Lancaster from Facebook several weeks ago, but because of conflicting errands, the last couple of rides that they have offered just haven’t meshed up. The same thing can be said for the other four or five groups I’ve been following.

Finally I said, no more!

NO MORE, DAMNIT!

So, I changed my status from “Interested” to “Going” on this Facebook’s event page and stared at our stable of still packed up bikes. Of all my bikes, the easiest ones to prep for the ride the next day was going to be one of my two freak bikes since we didn’t break them down when we packed them. Otherwise it would be scrambling for pedal wrenches in tool chests and making various adjustments that just seemed unnecessary at that moment. Tall bike it was!

I just had to put the seat post back on and turn the handlebars back up, which we had to fold over to fit (barely) into the U-Haul we pulled with the car so we could bring the cat tower and my freak bikes across country while the rest of the steeds rode in the POD.

Foreshadowing; I’ll just tell you now, I didn’t raise the seat high enough and had to stop a little less than a mile away from the house and didn’t have the handlebars tilted far enough forward, having to borrow a multi-tool (because I didn’t have/couldn’t find) my own tool kit before the ride. You definitely know when things aren’t right when you’re riding a ‘tall-bike mile.’

My sound system bucket was a bust. After getting everything charged (which requires two different units plus the iPod) and buying a new 9 volt for the receiver – I also found out that the Apple Driver was broken on my laptop and so I fixed that during my breaks at work and was able to upload some fresh beats. . . at the end of the day, I find out that I am missing the stupid $1 1/4 Inch Male Plug to 1/8 Inch Jack. You know, the thing that I NEED to plug either the bluetooth transmitter or the iPod to the system so it will actually work? I have no cables that will do that. I looked. I looked a lot. I tore a lot of boxes apart over the course of 30 minutes after getting home from work prior to leaving for the ride just “looking” but mostly fuming.

So, I gave up.

Fuck the sound system.

Fuck it!

I left the house in a tizzy, but I got out of the house by myself for the first time since we’ve moved, and that was an accomplishment. About half a mile down the road, my handlebar bag fell off because it wasn’t clipped down all the way. Damn my myalgiasic hands!

New experiment is this bluetooth hearing aid-like earbud I got. Used it to run my directions on my phone, since I had no idea where I was going. It was nice to be able to hear the directions clearly since sometimes when I’m riding I can’t hear my phone when it’s in the map case or my hip bag and because if you’ve been a long time reader, you may have read about my anti-headphone policy. Since I’m in a new place and may be picking up some new traffic, basically it’s that I believe that cyclists should be held to the same standards as drivers and since it’s illegal to wear headphones while driving, I believe that anything that hinders you ability to hear the sounds of the road around you is dangerous. There’s some gray area on that, because some people say that they wear one earbud or that they wear them low enough to hear sounds, etc – but I’ve pulled up to other cyclists enough times to warn them about upcoming hazards and had them not hear me or have to pull out their fucking plugs with my standing next to them. This is all anecdotal of course and if I felt like writing an entry on the research, I would – but I have better things to do than telling people that common sense like “hearing your surroundings” is going to keep you safe.

Regardless, you can pick up a cute little clip-on personal speaker for $10 that takes batteries and an iPod or non-Apple product at any big-box store. They’re not shoved in your ear, and you can clip it on your backpack or handlebars. That’s what I ride with when I don’t have my sound box. Except I didn’t this last Friday. I took absolutely no music.

End rant.

slowride_augustThe ride was amazing. I was told that they had a counter and there was approximately 165 people there. I arrived just as the group was leaving the start location, which was fine as I just merged with the group. I think that was the best way to make an entrance! The ride leader, Jason, worked with the local fire department to have them open a hydrant at a cul-de-sac down town so that we could make a couple loops and get sprayed down by a glorious stream of water before heading out into the neighborhoods. There, we were met by about a dozen families; kids with water soakers, sprinklers lashed to the side of cars, adults arcing hoses in glorious rainbow arcs. I don’t think I have ever been that happy to be sprayed down.

After dealing with two months of humid, muggy, stuffy heat – this was so great to just be splashed. None of my weird “getting splashed with water” neurosis kicked in; even when a little kid hit me down the side with a water pumper – I just laughed and pedaled and talked with all these wonderful and friendly strangers, a big wave of cyclists as we wound through the city for about three hours.

Afterwards, at the end location, I met a great lady named Joclyn that, no shit, is a midwife for Amish ladies. She does a bunch of nutrition and natural care stuff. She also rode a really cool, early ’90s BMX cruiser the entire ride, used to be a bike messenger in Philly and all over; knows a ton of people in Portland including Sharky – and if you’re up on your Portlandia trivia, Sharky used to own Hungry Tiger Too when it was still good. I had a fan-girl moment with Joclyn, so excited to find someone that I might have some threads to build upon with.

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Photo by Chad Harnish

I hung out at Tellus 360 with a bunch of The Common Wheel crew after the ride. Tellus 360 is first an Irish pub and second an ever-evolving event center. The guy that created it wanted it to be a place that things happened in, so you could go there one day for a cornhole tournament, yoga on the roof the next,  mayoral state of the city the next and techno goth rave the next. The Common Wheel is like the Community Cycling Center from Portland!!! (Except from what I can tell, there’s no pick & pull Sundays, not that I need to be tempted…) They have earn-a-bike programs, community partnerships, adult repair classes – heart be still! I’ve only met a few of them, but I already love them. (I still love you all, CCC folks!)

I think I found some good advocacy roots.

 My favorite part about the ride, though – was coming home at 11pm. It was a perfect temperature, the cicadas roared. I could smell people’s gardens, so alive and fragrant and wet. Garlic, from someone’s cooking filled the air for about half a mile. What few streetlights there are on the way home are shrouded by trees and I was thankful for my two headlights and sitting 8′ about the ground, rutted and patched from recent roadwork. It’s slightly downhill all the way from downtown to my place.

When I got home, I wasn’t sweaty, I was muggy.




UPCOMING EVENT: Powell’s Bicycle Small Press Night

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7:30 pm at Powell’s Books on Hawthorne
3723 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland OR

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Join Elly Blue, April Streeter, Jessie Kwak, Katie Proctor, Cat Caperello, Halley Weaver, and Gretchin Lair for the fourth annual Bicycle Small Press Night. This year we’re celebrating three new books:

The Culinary Cyclist (by Anna Brones, illustrated by Johanna Kindvall)

Pedal Zombies (edited by Elly Blue, featuring 13 feminist bicycle science fiction stories)

Our Bodies, Our Bikes (edited by April Streeter and Elly Blue, featuring over 50 authors and artists), a resource for women who ride bicycles and others.

More information on the Facebook Event page!




Event Review: Salsa Bikes Demo Day

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Halley with 2016 Cutthroat Carbon Rival 1

Last weekend I had the awesome excuse to get out of Portland to check out Salsa’s 2016 models in their natural habitat. That’s right, I got to go hang out in the woods for the day up at Sandy Ridge. For those of you that didn’t get my memo or didn’t get the chance to check out my write-up about last year’s demo – this is really a fun opportunity to go out and try out the bikes that you already know, love and want to buy but may have some performance questions about. Well. . . if you had been there, you could have gotten them answered by a truly bonafide Salsa rep, various bike shop representatives (different shop people on the different days) and most importantly – got to shred some dirt.

The event ran from 2pm – 7pm, but since it was both of our day off, we were planning on rolling up there for a lazy afternoon of playing with bikes and chatting with folks. It was a little before 2pm when Brad got a call from a friend and rep that we were expecting to be up there asking when and if we were planning on being there. Turned out he was unable to make the trip due to a family emergency and the Salsa rep was left all by his lonesome. . . so. . . we tossed our stuff. . . and our absentee friend’s bike (which he had left at Brad’s work) in the car and were on our way in a slightly more speedy trajectory. When we arrived around 3pm we were greeted by Eric, “The Salsa Ambassador,” holding down the fort pretty awesomely.

We created a clunky system of Eric doing most of the work and Brad talking to people with me mostly getting in the way and underfoot, kind of helping people fill out the waivers, taking and giving back their IDs, and taking off the pedals on the demo bikes. (Or at least trying to. Some of them got wrenched on a little snugly and I didn’t feel comfortable mashing at them.) It was steadily busy all day long. I mean, it was work. Like, real work. Like a job. There were still bikes in the van when we got there because Eric had gotten mobbed by people right at the beginning so I helped pull out the rest of the Beargreases, which Brad and Eric ended up putting together because I got distracted or something. They are pretty big bikes. I mean, not unwieldy or anything. I mean, I hauled two of the Carbon SUS XO1 models out of the van without the front wheels over my shoulder like they were purses. And they were the larger sized models. Their considered racing fat bikes and I’d believe it. They’re slick. Decked out with the SRAM XO1 drivetrain, the Bluto fork and not to mention that wicked tequila sunrise fade-job from pink to orange. What’s not to love? If that’s not your thing, there is a red/black or purple/blue option. . . but that really seems a waste when pink/orange is an option. (Not to mention the aluminum black.)

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2016 Salsa Pony Rustler Carbon XO1

You’re not here to read about models that already existed, though. You want to hear about the new rides. One that everyone was stoked to try out was the Pony Rustler. (Not to be confused with the Horsethief.) People loved this bike and wanted to try it so much that my small size was constantly out on the trail. All day long. Seriously. There was not a time during the day that I could have stopped what I was doing and taken it out for a moment. It just wasn’t there. And the moment that it came back, it was gone. So elusive. Just as a rustler should be. But what I did get to do is TALK to the people that got to go out with the Pony Rustler and get their feedback on the bike. I didn’t get any negative feedback. Everyone loved the more upright feeling of it. They loved the amount of suspension and the feedback that the bike gave them. The great thing about this bike is that it’s a 27.5+, but has the space for 29ers so if you have the inclination to build up two wheelsets, you basically have two bikes in one! (This is not a revolutionary idea. I just thought it was worth a mention. Because it’s cool. And it may make the price tag easier to swallow if you realize you can use the frameset for so many different terrain opportunities.)

The bikes that I was stoked about weren’t full-suspension. The first of which was the “Deadwood.” This is their 29+ dropbar mountain bike. It is fully rigid. Deadwood is sexy. I would totally get it if I met the mininum height requirement. Unfortunately for a small, recommended height is 160cm – 175cm and I fall short at 152cm. If I hadn’t been so darn busy I would have tried to at least stand over one at the event. (The one pictured in the slideshow is a medium.) There was a guy that took it out on a test ride and he said that it rode nicely on the trail, but while Salsa does consider it “mountain bike ready” he would have preferred a little more cushion. Technically, it’s more for off-road touring like the Oregon Outback or the Tour Divide. Maybe not careening down a rocky mountain bike trail complete with berms.

Speaking of the Tour Divide, the Cutthroat was another hot mama I was eyeing the entire afternoon. This hot carbon 29er is the sexiest race bike that ever came to race town. I don’t even care that I’m too short for this bike. I wants it with a passion that is fiery burning.

Sexy.

Then there is the Marrakesh. This is fun in a different kind of way. But then, so is Marrakesh (the place). I was excited about this because I love touring and touring bikes. I am always interested in how different companies decide to put their spin on their specific touring bikes. This one comes in two different models; a flat bar and with their new “Cowchipper” drop bar. I really wanted to see that one in person. I am kinda “anti-dropbar.” It hurts my hands and back to reach down to dropbars and so this newer, squished version interested me. I had seen different forums talking about a couple different brands recently which have also piqued my interest. These might be usable for me and not just wasted space. Marrakesh also comes in five different sizes starting at 147cm (4′ 8″). The only downside is that it comes with the Brooks B17 and doesn’t seem to have any option to swap it out with a cruelty-free cambium version.

All in all, I think the Pony Rustler won the “amazing bike” of the day award. If there had been an award for best bike that day.

After we got the van packed up; Eric, Brad and I headed back into town to get snacks and rest after the long day. Brad, who is a big fan of brew pubs, found a sign at Sandy Ridge that there was a very science-themed one right in Sandy, Oregon called Bunsenbrewer. Let me tell you, this place is amazing. Also, if you have a GPS system or Google Maps on your phone, etc – you should use it. It’s kind of tucked back there. It’s right on the main road, but it’s in a business warehouse area and is kind of inconspicuous. Once you’re there, it’s fantastic. There’s a stage area where about a dozen instruments from cellos, drums, violins, guitars, tamborines, etc were available for people to experiment with. There’s also a corner full of board games as well as a Nintendo 64. They have quite a few beers on tap (many they make in-house) including rootbeer! And while their menu is limited as far as food, they have a little something for everyone including hummus, quinoa salad and soft pretzels.




UPCOMING: Salsa Demo Days – August 3rd & 4th

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2014 Sandy Ridge Demo Day

If you’ve been a follower of the blog, you may remember that last summer, I went and ripped it up with my friends from Salsa over at Sandy Ridge. I’m stoked to find out that they’re doing it again!

If you’ve been eyeing a Salsa bike, want to see the new 2016 models or are interested in their performance off-road, this is a great opportunity to come out and check ’em out!

You’ll have two different days to choose from and I’ll link you to their corresponding Facebook events.

Monday, August 3rd, 2pm – 7pm

Tuesday, August 4th, 2pm – 7pm

Both days are expected to be gorgeous, in the 90s. If you want to ride with specific pedals, bring your clipless or whatever – otherwise they’ll have flats available there. Make sure you bring a helmet and photo ID so you can check out a bike.

Hope to see you out there!

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Event Review: “Comes With Baggage” Film + Limberlost Bikepacking Q & A

2015-07-25 21.41.50I couldn’t think of a better way to spend the evening of Saturday, July 25th than to head over to Velocult where the folks from Blackburn were having a screening of their film, “Comes with Baggage.” Afterward, my friends who run a local company called Limberlost presented on off-roading bikepacking  Q & A to tie up the evening.

It was fun. It started an hour late due to the live screening of the Tour de France – but I did get to watch, for a second time that day the riders struggle up the Alpe d’Huez, and thank my lucky stars that it isn’t me having to make that 8%+ grade uphill to the summit.

So in a typical, low-key casual fashion, the 7pm event rolled out about 8pmish with kind of a local legend, Billy ‘Souphorse’ Sinkford (and old school Boston messenger represent!) began the evening by talking about Blackburn, what the company is up to; talked about the film’s debut in Monterey, CA this spring; Sea Otter. . . I’m sure I’m garbling up all this information – also; it’s Blackburn’s 40th anniversary of being in business. Always cool to see that for a company.

The first video was just a shortie interview with one of Blackburn’s “Rangers” named Shayne Khajehnoori. He is attempting to do the Pacific Coast trail with his bike and portable raft. He realized that it gets a bit lonely out there on the road and it’s nice to learn some new skills. I’ve linked it here if you’d like to watch that 3:11 minute video.

We then went right into the main movie. It was great. Showed the history cycling and bikepacking specifically. Had interviews with some great people. I don’t want to give away any spoilers, but I will show you the trailer!

For the next part of the evening we talked with Gabe and Jason from Limberlost to give us the insider scope about bikepacking. I’ve known Gabe since I moved to Portland and have been super stoked about the birth, evolution and growth of what started out as just a crazy scheme – so it was great to catch up with these guys and get info for people interested in doing some off-road touring for themselves.

(I apologize in advance. These aren’t direct quotes from either Gabe or Jason. I did attempt to notate as verbatim as possible but they were passing the mic back and forth like it was a joint so it was difficult to note who said what. It’s also not in order of when the questions were asked during the Q & A. I reorganized to have it make more sense to you, the reader.)

20150725_211404“What is Limberlost?”
If you’re interested in doing off-road adventuring, but aren’t sure if you can or don’t know where to go, Limberlost provides fully supported, guided tours. They’ll let you know in advance what the expectations are, minimum requirements, they provide the food, have a support van, etc.

“What is the greatest mistake someone can make as a newbie?”
Jason:
Not remembering to eat. Sometimes you will miscalculate or not realize the next town is further away than you realize and you “bonk.” I mean, you find out really early that chili fritos are available at any gas station, they’re cheap and they’re high in calories. So you eat a lot of chili fritos.
Gabe: You don’t eat 10k calories a day when touring. Not keeping your expectations low. Make sure you learn to adapt.
Jason: Also, splitting up the group when there’s no cellphone reception.

“What is the difference between road touring and off-road?” 
Gabe: Focus on what fits into what else. Space vs weight.
Jason: Load smartly and load lightly. Generally on road touring you’ll have panniers. With off-road the frame bags are against your bike, strapped to your frame. They don’t rattle around, more secure, tighter in.

“Do you plan out your personal trips or do you wing it?” 
(paraphrased) We make a plan but are adaptable to knowing that we may not make it the entire way to where we planned out to camp that night. Keeping expectations low are good so you can just roll with what happens.

“How important is weight distribution?”
Jason: Depends on the type of riding you are planning on doing. For mountain biking, you don’t want to keep a lot of weight in front. In traditional road-type touring, I’ll load the front up a little more. But even distribution is key.

“In reference to a recent news story in which a mountain biker in Idaho lit his feces on fire in an attempt to ‘destroy the evidence,‘ how important is it to leave no trace?” 
(paraphrased) We often don’t want to talk about that kind of personal stuff and unfortunately because of which, misinformation and damage can occur. All you need to do is bury your poop. Remember to bring a trowel or learn to dig with a stick and go 6″ deep and at least 200′ from a water source. And don’t bury or leave plastic wrappers behind.

“What is your favorite comfort item to bring with you?” 
Gabe: I used to have a slingshot, but I lost it. I recently got this jaw harp that I’m learning to play.
Jason: I have a bluetooth speaker kind of boombox. Sometimes I bring my bb gun. I didn’t bring it with me today, because I didn’t want to be riding through Portland with a bb gun strapped across my bike.

“What is your tent set-up like?” 
Gabe: Depends on the trip. Sometimes no tent. Just a tyvek burrito with my sleeping bag, maybe some mosquito netting or a wide-brimmed hat. I like a bivy sack sometimes because you can just crawl into that and not worry about it. Some people like the comfort of a tent no matter what.
Jason: Same. . . When you’re with a group of people it’s nice to have a place to go to where you’re by yourself. That’s when it’s nice to have a tent.

“What do you prefer, clipless or flats?” 
Gabe: Depends on the riding. If I know there’s going to be a lot of walking, I’ll put my flats on but if I know there’s going to be lots of flowy and road terrain, then I’ll ride with clipless.
Jason: I always use clipless. They make shoes now that have enough tread on them that I can walk in them like normal shoes.

“What do you eat besides chili fritos?” 
Jason: Food that’s packable. Gabe makes dry mixes. I get those Indian curry packets that are heavy but they are conformable.
Gabe: Nuts and granola. Try to use things that you can find in places. If you’re going on a 5-day trip you don’t have to pack 5 days worth of food. Check your map because you probably only have to carry food for a few miles to camp from a store.

Find out more information about Gabe, Jason and their crew at their website or look into booking your next event with them. I mean, come on! What a unique way to celebrate something, right?!

I ended up winning an Outpost Fat bike rack at the event. . . mostly out of proxy due to the lack of fat bike riders there and my uncannily good luck at winning things. (I think if I told them of my lucky streak, he would have taken it back.) Keep checking back for a product review as I attempt to bash the crap out of it in proof that I simply can’t have nice things.




Ride Report: Pedalpalooza Kickoff Ride 2015

Original Photo by Michael Anderson. Edited by me

Pedalpalooza season has started! This glorious season of June includes over 250 cycling events and rides beginning with the Kickoff Ride on Thursday June 4th of which I am writing about and culminating with the Multnomah County Bike Fair in the afternoon and World Naked Bike Ride on the evening of June 27th.

To put it in short, and I would be hard pressed to find anyone that would disagree with me – it was, as usual, a great experience to be out on that gorgeously warm June evening with what was estimated as around 1,000 cyclists from all walks of life, communities, ethnicity (though mostly white, because you know. . . Portland.) As many describe, the Kickoff Ride is like the “coming together of the tribes” though when I say that, it makes me think of that scene in “The Warriors” when all the gangs come together and you have The Orphans that are all wearing jeans and filthy, dirty [what used to be] white shirts; the Baseball Furries in their NY Yankee inspired uniforms; the Boppers, the Lizzies, the Jones Street Boys. . . ugggghh. . . I guess it is EXACTLY like the coming together of the tribes.

It was great to see so many members of the PDX Cargo Bike Gang there, the Dropout Bike Club, Ride Yr Bike, (who hosted the event) and many, many others. Especially since I have been dealing with a lot of chronic pain and illness for the last several months and haven’t been doing a lot of social activities or riding; this was not only my summer debut, but my Kinn’s debut, which we had just finished putting together a couple days prior. (But more on that later.)

I want to share this video of our shear force that was added to the event page post-ride excitement by Andrew Havas. I have no idea who he is but did have a chance to talk to him for a moment on the ride. If he sees this and wants to send me a ping, I’ll mail him some stickers if he’s interested. Thanks for taking this video!

For the most part, with so many people, as far as I could tell it went off without too much of a hitch. We started at Salmon St Fountain at Waterfront Park, got a chance to check out the “Better Naito” wider bike lane downtown before heading across the Burnside Bridge. There was one driver that got a little aggro and tried to go through us all, despite the fact there were a thousand of us and one of him.

This is where it gets weird. Technically he did have the light. However, there was nowhere for him to go. I hesitate to use the phrase “critical mass” because we don’t do that here in Portland, but as far as the reality of this situation; the artery was clogged. Unless he wanted to plow through a thousand people, he was dead in the water. Utilitarianism, G.F. Hegel, and you know. . . Spock would agree that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. This has nothing to do with being a liberal douchebag and everything to do with transporting 1,000 people over a bridge efficiently without someone getting their dick in a twist. Plus, there are like nine other bridges in Portland. If you are really, really in a hurry, detour. Trust me, not everyone is as thrilled about Fleet Week, the Rose Festival, and the thousands of dollars the city spends on the cluster fuck of festivals and commuting nightmares that aren’t bike related. You move here because it’s a community-oriented town/city. Small-friendly feeling and then complain when quirky things happen? Leave. That simple. (Thank you to the corker, a good friend of mine, who took the time to calmly explain what was going on and why he was blocking the truck. Thanks for your patience in a stressful situation)

Shake it off Halley. Breathe.

Anyway, the rest of the ride was epic. People were high-fiving us from their cars. Coming out of stores and restaurants waving at us. What I particularly liked was that one store owner was dragging out a mannequin and draping it with lovely scarves and trinkets as we were riding by. Impromptu marketing opportunity! Rocking it!

Since we became so spread out on the route, we took a spin through Lone Fire Cemetery which was a great way to get out of traffic and regroup, slow down, find our friends again and take a moment before venturing on to Base Camp Brewing. A lot of people stopped there for food, drink and friends. After a minute the ride continued on for another massive trip. (I did not go on that portion of the journey but heard that it was also stellar and ended in grilling, fire pits and fun.)

All in all, a great beginning to Pedalpalooza! This year’s kickoff was a success!




Event Report: Oregon Active Transportation Summit ’15 – PART ONE

Check back soon for Day Two of Oregon Active Transportation Summit!

It’s that time of year again! The tulips are coming out and so is the collaborative voices of people in activist, environmental and political seats, not only here in Oregon but nationally. You may have remembered my write-up about OATS last year. This year they were a little more forceful in their “rebranding” to ATS by hashtagging with #ATSummit and things like that. However, their wifi login name was OATS, so all I could think of was the poor celiac participants that were feeling targeted at the event.

They’ll get over it.

Last year was a birthday gift to myself. This year was a gift-gift to myself. I also wanted to follow-up on a lot of the equity conversations they were having about multi-modal use in the area for people that are of low-income, have limited access, disenfranchised, live in historically ignored or areas of disrepair or lacked safety and what kind of discussions there were around engaging with those communities.

So without further adieu, my re-cap from the last couple of days!

I did not attend on Sunday, but there was a half day filled with a variety of mobile workshops and ending in drinking at the hotel bar. I always say that it better than the other way around. Some may or may not agree with me.

Monday Morning Plenary
It was super difficult for me as I woke up in the wee small hours of the morning, bleary eyes and foggy-headed. I got delivered to the event around 7:30am to check in and all that, snagged some swag, grabbed some fruit and found a seat where I could see and hear but wasn’t so close to the front that I felt like I held an important role in transportation advocacy. Because I don’t. Though I did have a backpack full of stickers.

KODAK Digital Still CameraLeah Treat, Director over at Portland Bureau of Transportation opened up the morning. She talked a little bit about her history; about embracing Vision Zero, the safety of people and children. In fact during the two days, children were used as scare-bait a lot. Which irritates me. I’m an adult and I want to live when I am using the road as well. She talked about her son getting hit by a driver last summer, but luckily getting away with just scratches. How that was an awakening for quite neighborhoods like her’s that she needed to take extra precautions to keep safe. She talked about also looking at it from the driver’s side; road rage or slight of hand. . . she truly believes that roadway deaths are preventable and it’s our responsibility to prevent them; not just an issue for the city, the state, transportation department alone; but everyone’s responsibility.

This sounds really good, but I swear that the majority of what she said is regurgitated from her City Club luncheon talk from OATS last year. Don’t quote me on that. And maybe it’s because I’ve been hearing the same thing over and over and over again through the years but have yet to see drastic measures taken that it’s lost the passion and the meaning that politicians try to put behind it.

Ms Treat talked about speed being a critical factor to address. It’s ironic that she mentioned this while down in Salem at that very moment (or maybe a little later, but that day) congress was discussing to raise speed limits. Here in Portland, a couple of critical fatality corridors have been successful in lowering their speed limits in the last six months. (SE Division and E Burnside if you are keeping tabs).

A statistic that Ms Treat spouted out, but I have no citation for, 3% of the roadway network here in Portland make up the “high crash corridor” in which 53% of the fatalities happen on. We have at least 3 schools located on those 3%, libraries, etc. If you are here in Oregon, check up on HB-2621. This proposed bill is in attempts to prevent that kind of shit from happening.

Ms Treat ended with engaging with folks about the magnitude of the problem. They just launched VisionZeroPortland.com this week. Check it out!

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– MTA bus driver charged after running over 15-year-old girl in Brooklyn. NY Daily News 2/14/15

She then introduced Paul Steely White. I’m not super-activisty, so I don’t know if I am supposed to know who he is. He’s from New York, he’s the executive director for Transportation Alternatives. He’s hilarious. He’s engaging. I could have listened to him all day. I wonder if he has a TedTalk. I still probably wouldn’t watch it because I don’t watch those things and I’m too lazy to google to see if he does or not, but he should. From my understanding if you have a TedTalk, you’ve made it.

He talked about the history and development of the automobile; how back in the early 1930s, you literally had thousands of children dying in the streets when the automobile was first developed. This is what I don’t understand. Usually when a product causes that many injuries and deaths it’s recalled due to its lack of safety. I mean, I would really love to be playing with lawn darts right now, but because of whining safety police that’s just not happening. So, why are these weapons of mass destruction not only exempt from this sort of regulation but instead exemplified and ameliorated?

I guess this falls under the “guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” category.

When I was in high school, I was on the debate team. One year the topic was that ‘Congress would create a something or other limiting or preventing the use of weapons of mass destruction.‘ My partner, Glenn and contended that landmines were “slow-moving WMDs” and were able to glean a crap-ton of information regarding the devastation that they create in war-torn and 3rd world countries. We were unbeatable for the simple reason that people didn’t know how to argue against us.

2015-03-30_08.36.54[1]Back to Paul Steely White. . . he recommends the book; “Fighting Traffic” by Peter Norton. Says that any transpo wonk should have it in their collection. He talked about the work that TA is doing and the trends that they are seeing. He says that companies are relocating to complete streets that are bike/ped friendly and see it as a profit motive. They are often seeing up to a 49% retail increase from this move.

Transportation Alternatives is badass. They are going after all the agencies that aren’t taking pedestrian rights seriously. They are trying to get more safety, more public space, more safety cameras, higher infraction violations for motorists that break traffic rules, etc.

Noel Mickelberry from Oregon Walks ended the conversation by announcing that they too have launched a new webpage: OurHealthyStreets.Org/VisionZero

Breakout Session 1
Walking in the Street: Grappling with the Complexity of Equity and Walkability
Active transportation infrastructure investments are not distrubuted equatably. In urban, suburban and rural areas, those with the least means and fewest transportation options often live admidst the most hostile walking environments. Though the situation is evident, the problem is complex and solutions are evasive. How do our investment choices, housing policies and societal mores reinfoce this inequity and what can be done to redress it? This roundtable session will enable a multidisciplinary conversation about walkability and equity in all its complexity.

Moderator: Kenny Asher, Community Development Director, City of Tigard
Participants
Justin Buri, Executive Director, Community Alliance of Tenants Dana Dickman, Transportation Planner, Alta Planning + Design
Sheila Greenlaw-Fink, Executive Director, Community Partners for Affordable Housing
Mee Seon Kwon, Center for Intercultural Organizing
Noel Mickelberry, Executive Director, Oregon Walks
Dick Schouten, Washington County Commissioner
Bandana Shrestha, Community Engagement Director, AARP
Ellen Vanderslice, Walking Advocate, retired PBOT Capital Projected Manager, AIA

Kenny Asher from the City of Tigard opened with a conversation on equity and diversity. He mentioned how the struggle was just as much of our grandparent’s world as it is ours which means that we have a problem here. If you think it’s impossible to make a difference by yourself, just remember Julia Butterfly Hill, whom in Humboldt County during a despite with the lumber company in 1997 ended up living in a 1000 year old redwood for two years to save it from getting cut down. As a side note, I just read that it was vandalized a year later after the lumber company and Hill came to an agreement. Which means to me that everything you put effort to just goes to shit and you can’t have nice things. . . I digress.

KODAK Digital Still CameraTigard is a very suburban city. The kind that many families strive for in many ways. They have over 50k people that mostly drive. They also love their trees and are considered a “Tree City USA.” They have Pacific Highway which also carries over 50k cars daily. They have a pretty thorough trail and multi-use system that runs through the city. You can get to places like the library if you want to risk crossing Hall Blvd, which is historically unsafe for pedestrians. When going around town, you might see people walking their dogs in subdivisions but in regular areas you don’t really see people walking. You see people waiting for buses and that kind of stuff, but not walking for the fun of it. Many of the streets that were laid 30 – 60 years ago are populated by lower income and minority groups are difficult to access and have no infrastructure. Mr. Asher states that they can’t feasibly build sidewalks everywhere. If they were to just build sidewalks on one side of the road everywhere that there were none in Tigard, it would take them about 47 years.

To me, it tells me that it can be done. And that he just gave a timeline for it. I fail to see the problem. Maybe I’m just an optimist.

(Excuse me, my notes got a little choppy here. I used my ipad to type instead of paper. Trying to change my habits and reduce paper consumption where I can. So, I may not attribute things to who said them during this breakout session.)

I wanted to give you a ton of information that you might like. I’m pretty wonky, though. So what kind of gift can I give you? I know! How about Trimet’s 2013 ‘Title V1 Report of the Tri-County Metropolition Transportation District of Oregon’ (255 pages)?? Just thinking about that makes me weak in the knees. In it are charts of “Limited English Proficiency” areas as well as graphs of minority usage etc. I’ll compliment that with Metro’s 2012 Title V1 ‘Limited English Proficiency Plan‘ subtitled aptly ‘Metro’s LEP Plan Needs Assessment and Implementation Plan‘ – BEST. SUBNAME. EVER. (Coalition for a Livable Future also has some stellar information!)

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Justin, from CAT, my personal hero. Seriously, I talk about CAT at least a dozen times a week at work. Meeting him at the event was like meeting a hero. He thanked me and told me he had to go to the bathroom. It was like. . . so personal! Anyway, he talked about the difference between meeting with landlords and tenants. Landlords will want to provide and develop parks and gardens; to beautify the neighborhoods. Tenants are concerned about safe and healthy housing. What he, and CAT are concerned about is how we can incorporate housing into the equity plan.

There was a lot of talk about where we focus our investments. Do we put them where there is great need or where there is great payback? We talked about reducing speeds, sidewalks, the desire for low-income housing, etc.

The lady from AARP talked about the stereotypes of becoming older. Just because you are aging doesn’t mean you develop a disability. More older and aging adults are living at home and not moving into facilities, which is changing the dynamic of housing, transportation and the such. She talked about the change in the economy as we roll up to a time when up to 76 million baby boomers are going to be retiring soon and then a few years down the road 80 million generation Xers are all on their way to retiring. It’s a very interesting time for transition in those respects.

But going back to Tigard. . . apparently there is a new subdivision being built in that area called River Terrace. Mr Asher talked about how they were hyper-focused on it not becoming suburban sprawl and that they wanted to continue with their dedication to complete streets in their “smarter, cheaper, quicker” methodology that they had created for themselves. They went in at the start and immediately began cutting in walking trails and bike paths to connect with commercial areas so people can walk or bike from their housing areas.

Staying ahead of the game, this group! It was really very interesting to listen how they are trying and have been trying to bring accessible transportation to hard to reach areas and assist neighborhoods and communities that are on limited incomes, have different cultural backgrounds and more. Unfortunately a lot of that work is retroactive instead of preventative. And we all know it’s easier to start from scratch than it is to go in and fix something that has already been “fixed” multiple times before.

Monday Lunch Plenary
After the first breakout session we were all ushered back into the Governor Ballroom at the Sentinel Hotel for a working lunch. The topic was; “Achieving Equity in Local and Regional Planning: Tools to Help Planners and Community Stakeholders.” I actually was paying attention. Melissa Wells with PolicyLink from Washington DC was speaking and I was planning on attending a workshop with her after lunch so the topics were interesting to me. As I mentioned earlier that I am trying out paperless note-taking with various levels of success.

oats_tw15I had the wherewithal to section my note-taking by each session that I went to. However, it’s true. My ipad mini slipped off my lap and to grab it I slapped the flat of my hand on its screen. Apparently that is “Apple Code” for Select+All+Delete. It was a great conversation. I’m not going to reconstruct notes from my brain, though.

After lunch, I slipped into the Open Table Discussion: Operationalizing Equity in Transportation. What I really liked about this is that it wasn’t a programmed discussion. I showed up a few minutes before the conversation to Heidi Guenin of Upstream Public Health and a friend of mine here in Portland’s biking community. (Also, an amazing lady. She just got back from a year of traveling around the world with one of my bestest and oldest Portland friends. Heidi goes the “extra mile” so to speak when it comes to everything, whether it’s friends, outreach, volunteerism and more!) We, with the other attendees set the chairs in an oval shape to accommodate better communication throughout the room. Melissa Wells joined us, and though there were only about a dozen people present, we had a great conversation!

Unprogrammed opportunity for an open table discussion following the lunch plenary. You are invited to bring further questions about Policy Link’s work, efforts within Oregon to increase equity and inclusive governance and strategies for operationalizing equity in Oregon and within your own spheres of influence. Please come grapple with crucial issues with other Summit attendees.

And grapple we did! Well, maybe not grapple so much as politely converse about the state of our city and counties. Questions that you can ask yourself when you are working on a project are things like; “How can I bring up the conversation of equity?” “How can I bring up the conversation of community inclusion?” Why should you care about these kinds of questions? If you don’t you’re a racist bigot. Asshole.

Anyway, if you are in some sort of role where people are benefited by the work that you do, think about prioritizing projects which benefit underserved populations first. They’ve begun doing this in Los Angeles, CA on their road projects planning – I was told. I have no basis to tell you if this is fact or not. I just choose to believe that everything said at OATS is true.

It would be great if we could just say, “Here’s what I would like to do. Here’s what I would like you to get excited about.” The real world doesn’t really work like that and it’s frustrating when you’re working with partnering agencies; especially on projects that you’re mandated to do. Heidi mentioned that when she is on a committee that she likes to convene a side-committee for capacity building. I think that’s a great idea to grow as a team and to develop a solid foundation.

There was talk about how we get information to the community. There is a very strict procedure for when people are coming to the government and there are certain ways that information gets disseminated to the community. Even when people have the chance to testify there’s far fewer voices to be heard. How do we encourage our neighbors, our coworkers, our friends and family to get involved? How do we that know the procedures assist those that don’t.

Heidi brought up an excellent point at one point in the conversation which I would like to share with you in my own words. (So I hope I don’t butcher it or lose the essence of what she was saying.) I am a person with a disability. I sit on a equity committee at my work. However, just because I am a woman with a disability sitting on a committee at my work, that does not mean that I speak for all women with disabilities and that I share the perspective of all women with disabilities by any stretch of the imagination. My goal is inclusion of many. I’ve always told people; I don’t care how you vote. I just want you to vote. (That’s not really true. I do care a little.) What I want to know is what you need! If I feel that I need a crosswalk near my home, is that due to a consensus of neighborhood concern for safety, or my personal irritation of having to wait several minutes to cross the road? It’s about that involvement, engagement and communication. Maybe everyone wants the same thing, but they don’t know how to tell anyone.

There are a ton of different ways to engage with your neighborhood and the community at large. Events, flyers, door-to-door, etc. Think about how you engaging at a federal level, state, county and city. Heck, even neighborhood level – let’s bring it in tight. Secretary Fox has been focused about talking to congress about getting local government involved in development; how priorities change and how they priorities investments.

All in all, it was a good conversation – that was just a tidbit. It left me pretty empowered and ready to get involved with some more community organizing!

And then there was the 3rd Breakout Session for Monday.
Fixing Suburban Roads, From Barrier to Busy Bikeway: Opportunities to make key, comfortable connectionsDoes your community have roadways that make key connections, sometimes the only connection, but currently serve as barriers to walking and biking? Is the barrier simply just crossing the street? Explore and discuss various design options, talk about how they can evolve through the life of a roadway and discuss potential challenges to implementation in this interactive workshop. Come ready to have healthy debates about the merits and tradeoffs of shared two-way side paths vs one-way protected bike lanes, RRFB’s vs HAWK’s and mountable curbs vs delineators.

Moderator: Jenna Stanke Marmon, Bicycle & Pedestrian Program Manager, Jackson Co.
Shelley Oylear, Bicycle & Pedestrian Coordinator, Washington Co.Elizabeth Stacey, Project Leader, Region 3, ODOT
Rob Inerfeld, Transportation PLanning Manager, City of Eugene

I want to say a few things about this session before I begin talking about it. It started at 3pm. I had been awake since 6am. The day before I had gotten up at 6am for a terrible mountain biking trip but great hiking up in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest up at the Siouxon Creek Trailhead. I did eat. Fruit and quinoa, veggies and mushroom. I think I was just done. I was irritable.

Shelly Oylear had some amazing before/after photos. She is a civil engineer, urban planner. I can’t remember if it was her or Rob Inerfeld that said; “We’re spending money, we’re spending a little extra to attract a wider range of the population.” Regardless of who said it; hells ya! If you can get that added-value that will last longer and work for 90% of the community instead of 55% of the community wouldn’t you be willing to look into that?!

They talked about the fact that intersection treatments should be looked at during any street updates. And as a bonus they talked about this “Facility scenario criteria.” You want to look at the context, not the classification. Check out the context and expected user type then look for opportunities to apply these treatments. It’s so simple, it’s like duh!

Rob Inerfeld had some amazing slides as he talked about the treatments that they have applied to Eugene. Something to be aware of in your endeavors. HAWK signals cost approximately 150k, RRFB on a three or five lane road will almost always have an island in the center for pedestrians and thus will run you 30 – 60k depending on island (AKA porkchop) features.

 Elizabeth Stacey lives and works in Roseburg, Oregon and started off her portion of the session by stating that Roseburg is “the timber capital of the world and focused on industry, not commuting.” She described her town, mentioning some prime locations; the tallest building being the VA medical center. The fact that they are a senior heavy community. She stated that they looked at Eugene’s Bicycle Master Plan to get an idea on how to develop theirs; which they put out for the first time in 2009. On the bright side, she did mention that they have a lot of multiuse hiking trails. She talked about the three railroads they have going through town, the brand new public safety center and historical building. She did mention that they have a very active, but very small bicycle and pedestrian community that does speak up.

Everything this woman said, however was; “With approval of the railroad industry” this and “with approval of the railroad industry” that. I realize that you might have a lot of difficult workarounds with your contracts and right-aways, but she really didn’t have much to show for it. Just excuses for being a shill to the timber industry. I just kept thinking to myself; “Why don’t we go back to the slides of Eugene and unincorporated Washington Co?” Alas, I got so frustrated, I ended up walking out about halfway through.

Sometimes even BIKELEPTICS need naps.

Check back soon for Day Two of Oregon Active Transportation Summit!




Event Report: Salem Gravel Grinder

KODAK Digital Still CameraThis last Saturday was Valentine’s Day! Furthermore, President’s Day conveniently fell on Monday, making for an amazing 3 day weekend. When Brad originally proposed that we go to this event, described as “Oregon’s Perry Roubaix,” I was originally skeptical. All I could think about was that I haven’t ridden in a while, and I didn’t know if my first time in the saddle be an off-road half century with about 2500′ of elevation gain. I’m not really comfortable on loose gravel to begin with. Hell, I am one of the loudest complainers here in town about unpaved and unimproved roads. I also go out of my way sometimes adding a mile or so to my commute to avoid hills.

But then I was reminded of all the positive shit I said I about my new Salsa Fargo. It’s about spontaneity and adventure. About dropping everything and experiencing life. It also came on a really long week where I wasn’t feeling my best. I had been putting in long hours at work, making up for time that I had been sick and we were hosting a career fair that week. There was no time for me to take a moment to breathe. Which prompted this personal Facebook post on Thursday morning after running around all day at the career fair:spoonsIf you’re not familiar with “Spoon Theory,” it’s a new fad that has been going around some circles; specifically those annoying ones related to invisible disabilities, mental health and social services. I happen to belong to many of those. You can love it or hate it. Personally, I love to hate it.

I have a difficult time getting ready to go places. I get huge anxiety due to my obsessive-compulsive personality disorder (part of my non-verbal learning disability; my neurological issues just sort of lump themselves up like that mashed potato tower in Close Encounters.) Long story short, I suggested that instead of getting up at the crack of dawn on Sunday morning, that we should turn it into a romantic holiday weekend and head to Salem, OR the day before.

Saturday morning, it took me six hours to pack, including eating breakfast and lunch. We were on the road by 3pm.

I got a room at The Grand Hotel in downtown Salem, which was great, and we had no issues at all. We brought the bikes up to the room, which had a sitting area so had plenty of room to move around. We met up with an old friend of ours that evening at b² Taphouse and caught up on old times. They have a great food cart by their front door that they own and offer free pretzels and popcorn. They also have heated patio seating! We ended our evening by having a great dinner at Marco Polo Global Restaurant. First of all, they almost couldn’t seat us because they were all booked up due to Valentine’s Day reservations. Their website didn’t say anything about that otherwise we would have booked our own. We ended up being one of the last people to get in. Second of all, I was super overwhelmed by the fact that there are like SIX menus on the table including the libations and desserts. We got so freaking stuffed. There was this gluten-free vegan raspberry lemon cake I really wanted in my belly but unfortunately, it wasn’t in the cards. We couldn’t even finish our dinners.

Sunday Morning. . . The Grand Hotel offered a free hot breakfast. We were all about the free. Unfortunately we didn’t participate in the $8 breakfast offered at the golf course, but we were concerned regarding the content of that breakfast. We didn’t want to get there and then have nothing that we could eat.

To say the least, from here on out, there’s a lot of eating going on.

We arrived on site to a shit ton of people. Lots of people that we recognized and lots of people that we didn’t. After getting our bikes all set up, we joined our group and had a pre-ride chat about the route and plans for the day. I stretched a little bit, but there was nothing that was going to help me get ready for what was about to happen.

I learned very quickly that a 29er was overkill for this event. By the time I learned that I needed to lower the pressure for the loose gravel, I was molasses on the paved road. But at least I wasn’t sliding around in the dirt anymore. I’m used to more tacky, muddy or smooth and hard. This crumbly shit scared the shit out of me.

For like the first hour.

I also learned that I should probably have actually done a test ride on my bike before actually taking this on. I spent a good several miles learning how to shift. Which sucks just as much going down hill as it does going up hill.

KODAK Digital Still CameraWhen we got to mile 12, we noticed a couple familiar faces sitting on the side of the road. It was our good friends Schmitty and Pagel! They had stopped for a drink break, so we stopped and chatted with them for a moment. I opened up some of my Stonewall jerky and chugged some water myself and we were off. It was a really gorgeous route. I didn’t get as nearly as many photos as I would have liked to; both my arms gripping the handlebars for dear life as I navigated the bumpy uneven surface of the road. And you know what? After the first few miles, I loved it. I had a huge grin plastered on my face and I forgot about “riding text book” and how I was supposed to be in a certain gear ratio and pedal a certain way through loose gravel – screw that.

I was in a ridiculously high gear and I was hammering it. I was laughing and singing. I got a little squirrelly when the giant cavalcade of riders came through, but mostly because I didn’t want to slip off the side of the road into the bilge ditch water on the side.

I also ate a bug.

It was about mile 24 when I started to feel like I couldn’t put one foot in front of the other. I was feeling pretty numb in my toesies and was wiggling them to get feeling back in my apendages. Was shifting in my saddle because I was really becoming self aware of my scoliosis and perhaps that my saddle height wasn’t quite at the correct height and when we came upon a hill. What made it worse was that I tried to cheat right before we came to the portion of the route with the hill and cut off a good portion of the loop before Pagel called me out. I got about halfway up and realized that my knees were going to give out, my quads were aching. . . I unclipped and I got off my bike and began walking. I had watched Schmitty, Pagel and Brad disappear over the crest of the hill a few minutes prior and felt a little dejected that I was so far behind, but I was still going. This was the first time I had physically gotten off my bike.

16541585526_bb9387db93_zJust then, the song, “Love Love Love” by the Mountain Goats came on my soundsystem and I was overcome by what I was doing. I bit my lip, reached behind me and let a little air out of my rear wheel. I attempted to mount my bike at an angle. It skidded out on the dirt and loose gravel. I tried again and nearly slipped from the saddle onto the top bar. I ensured my shoe was clipped in and I tried again, pedalling one-footed, trying to build up momentum and scooting along the ground with the other foot until I could fully mount. Alas, not all stories have happy endings and not all moments are like movie montages. I ended up unclipping once again and continued pushing my bike to the top of the hill. Brad met me on the other side. Pagel and Schmitty had gone on ahead.

It wasn’t the last we saw of the dynamic duo, though! We found them again sitting on the grass about mile 35 enjoying sandwiches and drinks! They have a sound philosophy that it’s always best that your bikes and frame bags arrive home lighter than when you leave. And while we might not have been the fastest group out there, we were definitely enjoying the gorgeous weather (in the low 60s) and scenery.

I, of all people, had removed my leg and arm warmers before we even got to mile 10!

After this it gets a bit wonky. I will fully admit that I did not have a cue sheet at all during this entire escursion. I said that I did not want to be responsible and would just follow other people. I also accidently forgot to bring my cellphone and left it in the car. A dumb move, which left me with no GPS navigation system in case of mishap. Brad’s phone apparently only had 20% left, which we found out in just a little bit.

I remember asking him how far we were and he said about 38 miles. I was looking on the positive that there was only 12 miles left or so. I was also feeling kind of skeptical because earlier in the day, Brad had asked someone how much gravel there was and the guy said 40 miles of it. We had been riding on a lot of paved road for a while. We pulled over after cruising down OR22 for a quite a bit and checked out our cue sheet which made no sense.

Our “mile 38” was in reality “mile 58”ish however we still had that 12 miles left to go or there about (I think we ended up figuring about 16 from where we were), and we ended up somehow making a 20 mile detour somewhere on the route.

No wonder we hadn’t seen anyone for a while.

I just want to say that there were a couple hills that were like two times steeper and longer than the hill that I walked up AFTER that hill and I rode them. Suck it. So when I say, we did attempt to call to get picked up, it’s because I felt we already accomplished our goal. However, no one answered on the other line. Brad and I stood there for a moment and he asked me what I wanted to do. I told him that we’re in the middle of nowhere and we have to get back to the golf course.

And that’s just what we did.

I had the most amazing time and even though I had a saddle shaped welt on my ass and could barely walk up stairs for two days or move my arms, it was freaking fantastic. I also have been eating as much food as I want.

Brad rode his fixie to work the next day.




Happy Holidays!

xmascard.pgStay safe this winter and riding into the new year.
Much love from BIKELEPTIC and family.

Brad & I are wearing matching Twin 6 Xmas Pickle “Hallelujah” shirts.
They don’t have them anymore that I can find, but they have Xmas Hotdog shirts this year!

My mom made my pj pants.




Event Report: Portland Bike Theft Summit

Bike thieves suck. So it was no surprise when Jonathan Maus posted on BikePortland.org that he would be hosting a Bike Theft Summit at Velocult on 12/10 it resulted in a packed house. Check out BP’s article for the full deets!

Jonathan had sent me an email a few days before the event asking if I was planning on being there because he knew that the topic of people experiencing homelessness and how it related to bike theft would come up during the event and he knew it was something that I was a little experienced with. (Now you know he was planting shills in the audience.) It actually worked out really well because the person that was supposed to show up with the Portland Parks & Rec dept ended up not showing up and. . . . I ended up being part of the first panel discussing Enforcement. (Plus if you know anything about my alter ego life and the non-profit that I started advocating for street musicians, I have no love for PP&R. I will deal with cops any day before those ring wraiths.)

Anyhoo. . . . it was really great. I was sitting next to Marc Jolin, the executive director of JOIN PDX, an agency that focuses on people that are living on the streets or in their car. They have housing, employment and day center services. Then it was Officer David Sanders, a bike cop from the central precinct and at the far end was Vivian Godsey, Multnomah County District Attorney.

Photo by Fred King.

I had been thinking about what I was going to say when I was at work today. I had the luxury of sitting in a 7 hour webinar where I was able to jot down a few thoughts about what I would say. And becuase I went off notes when I spoke, I have my original notes completely unread by anyone but myself and my two co-workers. Also, my coworkers threatened to steal everyone’s bikes who were at the summit tonight. Because who you have to worry about really is social workers. . .

Putting barriers in the way of supportive services when a person experiencing homelessness makes it nearly impossible for a person to get to an appointment or follow-up on appointments. It creates barriers where the person can get frustrated or discouraged and never engage by getting services.

Applying for assistance programs can be embarrassing, overwhelming or frustrating. Furthermore, many people could have had negative experience with agencies or law enforcement during their homelessness and relate supportive services to those feelings.

When experiencing homelessness it is very hand-to-mouth and many people are simply in basic survival mode. Where can I get food? Not every person feels comfortable going to the many food distribution programs available here in town. Many of them are religious based, and while they may not require prayer, there is stigma behind it. There is also the threat of unsafe situations in these populated areas where if they are a survivor of domestic violence, sexual assault or stalking their abuser could be in these locations.

When it comes to bike theft; this is an unfortunate result of desperation for survival and not by any means limited to the homeless community. When a person is unemployed, maybe they are self-medicating or self-abusing with drugs or alcohol or are just looking for transportation themself to get more easily around the city. Bikes can be a low-hanging fruit as an easy target.

Theft is never right and never justifiable. I am reminded of Proverbs 6:30 “People do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.” So excuses might be found for a someone who steals because they are starving. They could be starving in many ways. For shelter, for money, for booze or drugs. For transportation.

What is needed is a well rounded approach in supporting those experiencing homelessness. Currently my agency has an amazing Outreach Street team which goes out and works with those on the streets and meets people where they are. We need more groups like that. We also need more agencies meeting people with well-rounded full service approaches to meet their housing, income, medical and health needs all in one place to better engage with and follow-up with people.

And for those concerned with bike theft; use good locks. More than one if need be. Don’t leave your bike unattended and in an unpopulated area. Especially for long periods of time. Bring it inside if you can. Also, use websites like the bike index, national bike registry and project 529. Register your bike on that last app. 529 is great. There are tiny GPS devices you can glue into your bike now. And if you see something sketchy, talk to the person with the bike or take a photo. If need be, report it. This is all about working together to keep each other safe.

There you go. I went so old school with this, I went Biblical.

What I really enjoyed about the summit (but not really, because how can you enjoy this??) – was the personal stories that were brought. Some of theft, some of vigilantism, some of recovery. Some were bittersweet, a little funny and many were sad.

Remember, if you see something, say something.

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