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1st Lancaster Ride Report: Slow Ride’s Under the Sea Ride

It’s been a little quiet on the Bikeleptic front this year. It’s been a busy freaking year, between transitioning career opportunities, moving across country, stress, anxiety, cycling bouts of depression, manic and otherwise childlike wonder of new experiences; it has been difficult to juggle everything.

Two months into our new lives, things are finally beginning to settle into a routine. I am beginning what may turn into the nightmare that is applying for new healthcare after being without insurance since May.

But if you want to hear more about daily happenings, you can follow us at Carpenter and Weaver.

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Greasing the seat post in the hallway

Long story short, it’s been business as usual and I was itching to get out and stretch my legs. Having been digging deep into the local active transportation scene here, I had found a few different groups that did regular rides. Not the deeply developed and intricate calendar system of Portland, Oregon that you basically need and so was thus developed, an app to merge the various cycling events that transpired throughout the area.

Lancaster does have a dedicated group of cyclists. Everything about Lancaster has seemed dedicated and community-orientated.

I found out about Slow Ride Lancaster from Facebook several weeks ago, but because of conflicting errands, the last couple of rides that they have offered just haven’t meshed up. The same thing can be said for the other four or five groups I’ve been following.

Finally I said, no more!

NO MORE, DAMNIT!

So, I changed my status from “Interested” to “Going” on this Facebook’s event page and stared at our stable of still packed up bikes. Of all my bikes, the easiest ones to prep for the ride the next day was going to be one of my two freak bikes since we didn’t break them down when we packed them. Otherwise it would be scrambling for pedal wrenches in tool chests and making various adjustments that just seemed unnecessary at that moment. Tall bike it was!

I just had to put the seat post back on and turn the handlebars back up, which we had to fold over to fit (barely) into the U-Haul we pulled with the car so we could bring the cat tower and my freak bikes across country while the rest of the steeds rode in the POD.

Foreshadowing; I’ll just tell you now, I didn’t raise the seat high enough and had to stop a little less than a mile away from the house and didn’t have the handlebars tilted far enough forward, having to borrow a multi-tool (because I didn’t have/couldn’t find) my own tool kit before the ride. You definitely know when things aren’t right when you’re riding a ‘tall-bike mile.’

My sound system bucket was a bust. After getting everything charged (which requires two different units plus the iPod) and buying a new 9 volt for the receiver – I also found out that the Apple Driver was broken on my laptop and so I fixed that during my breaks at work and was able to upload some fresh beats. . . at the end of the day, I find out that I am missing the stupid $1 1/4 Inch Male Plug to 1/8 Inch Jack. You know, the thing that I NEED to plug either the bluetooth transmitter or the iPod to the system so it will actually work? I have no cables that will do that. I looked. I looked a lot. I tore a lot of boxes apart over the course of 30 minutes after getting home from work prior to leaving for the ride just “looking” but mostly fuming.

So, I gave up.

Fuck the sound system.

Fuck it!

I left the house in a tizzy, but I got out of the house by myself for the first time since we’ve moved, and that was an accomplishment. About half a mile down the road, my handlebar bag fell off because it wasn’t clipped down all the way. Damn my myalgiasic hands!

New experiment is this bluetooth hearing aid-like earbud I got. Used it to run my directions on my phone, since I had no idea where I was going. It was nice to be able to hear the directions clearly since sometimes when I’m riding I can’t hear my phone when it’s in the map case or my hip bag and because if you’ve been a long time reader, you may have read about my anti-headphone policy. Since I’m in a new place and may be picking up some new traffic, basically it’s that I believe that cyclists should be held to the same standards as drivers and since it’s illegal to wear headphones while driving, I believe that anything that hinders you ability to hear the sounds of the road around you is dangerous. There’s some gray area on that, because some people say that they wear one earbud or that they wear them low enough to hear sounds, etc – but I’ve pulled up to other cyclists enough times to warn them about upcoming hazards and had them not hear me or have to pull out their fucking plugs with my standing next to them. This is all anecdotal of course and if I felt like writing an entry on the research, I would – but I have better things to do than telling people that common sense like “hearing your surroundings” is going to keep you safe.

Regardless, you can pick up a cute little clip-on personal speaker for $10 that takes batteries and an iPod or non-Apple product at any big-box store. They’re not shoved in your ear, and you can clip it on your backpack or handlebars. That’s what I ride with when I don’t have my sound box. Except I didn’t this last Friday. I took absolutely no music.

End rant.

slowride_augustThe ride was amazing. I was told that they had a counter and there was approximately 165 people there. I arrived just as the group was leaving the start location, which was fine as I just merged with the group. I think that was the best way to make an entrance! The ride leader, Jason, worked with the local fire department to have them open a hydrant at a cul-de-sac down town so that we could make a couple loops and get sprayed down by a glorious stream of water before heading out into the neighborhoods. There, we were met by about a dozen families; kids with water soakers, sprinklers lashed to the side of cars, adults arcing hoses in glorious rainbow arcs. I don’t think I have ever been that happy to be sprayed down.

After dealing with two months of humid, muggy, stuffy heat – this was so great to just be splashed. None of my weird “getting splashed with water” neurosis kicked in; even when a little kid hit me down the side with a water pumper – I just laughed and pedaled and talked with all these wonderful and friendly strangers, a big wave of cyclists as we wound through the city for about three hours.

Afterwards, at the end location, I met a great lady named Joclyn that, no shit, is a midwife for Amish ladies. She does a bunch of nutrition and natural care stuff. She also rode a really cool, early ’90s BMX cruiser the entire ride, used to be a bike messenger in Philly and all over; knows a ton of people in Portland including Sharky – and if you’re up on your Portlandia trivia, Sharky used to own Hungry Tiger Too when it was still good. I had a fan-girl moment with Joclyn, so excited to find someone that I might have some threads to build upon with.

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Photo by Chad Harnish

I hung out at Tellus 360 with a bunch of The Common Wheel crew after the ride. Tellus 360 is first an Irish pub and second an ever-evolving event center. The guy that created it wanted it to be a place that things happened in, so you could go there one day for a cornhole tournament, yoga on the roof the next,  mayoral state of the city the next and techno goth rave the next. The Common Wheel is like the Community Cycling Center from Portland!!! (Except from what I can tell, there’s no pick & pull Sundays, not that I need to be tempted…) They have earn-a-bike programs, community partnerships, adult repair classes – heart be still! I’ve only met a few of them, but I already love them. (I still love you all, CCC folks!)

I think I found some good advocacy roots.

 My favorite part about the ride, though – was coming home at 11pm. It was a perfect temperature, the cicadas roared. I could smell people’s gardens, so alive and fragrant and wet. Garlic, from someone’s cooking filled the air for about half a mile. What few streetlights there are on the way home are shrouded by trees and I was thankful for my two headlights and sitting 8′ about the ground, rutted and patched from recent roadwork. It’s slightly downhill all the way from downtown to my place.

When I got home, I wasn’t sweaty, I was muggy.




Bikeleptic Leaving Portland!

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1st Portland bike! Ross Custom from Community Cycling Center

I moved to Portland in January 2008 after only visiting one afternoon the previous summer. After living in Salt Lake City for three years, I traded my mountain bike to a friend for a road bike that was too tall for me because I figured that I would be able to get a better trade-in value in this temperate bike-friendly city for a bike my size. Long story short, my boyfriend at the time, Nate, ended up keeping the road bike and I bought a heavy steel 3-speed “as-is” from a non-profit shop.

That bike was my vehicle to a new lifestyle. When we arrived in Portland, I had a job lined up that fell through. We were homeless and my car’s fuel pump went out just a week after arriving. I sold my car for a song just to get rid of it and with the caveat that the new owner was going to have to apply for a salvage title. Why didn’t I have the title to my car? My divorce had just finalized a month after I arrived in Portland and realizing I didn’t have it, I called up my ex-husband to have him mail it in April. The day after I called him, he fell into a coma, was diagnosed with acute leukemia and passed away three days before my 22nd birthday.

So, I never got my car title.

After a few months, Nate and I had wore out our welcome at the church we had been both working and sleeping at. I’m sure the pastor would have let us stay longer, but it wasn’t zoned for residential and we had been helping prepare the building for some really fantastic programs to assist with community outreach so the fire marshal and other organizations were wandering the halls. It was too much to have a room that obviously looked like a sleeping space. I went up to Washington for a few months and Nate stayed in Portland to continue looking for housing. I was able to obtain employment with friends I knew up north through lifelong connections, which allowed me to save up a little bit and do some soul searching. I returned to Nate’s new apartment in the late fall and we had grown apart but continued to live together for a few months while I looked for housing.

Typical bike load Uploaded with the Flock BrowserDuring that time, I was playing harp on the waterfront one afternoon and met a stranger whom I began talking with about bicycling and music. Nate was with me and we talked about wanting to get a trailer to be able to tow the harp back and forth from my favorite busking spots. He said that he had an old bike trailer in his back yard that he would be willing to just give me. It needed new tires, but the frame was solid. I ended up getting new tubes and tires right away, but rode with a jerry-rigged seat-post clamped (out of plumbing parts and bike tubes) for about a year.

I talked with my dad about upgrading my trailer for a long time. He is a a very calculated woodworker, whom I’ve inherited a lot of his traits from. He told me the measurements he needed over the phone and I measured the steel square frame beneath the polycarbonate shell to let him know what would fit and gave him the dimensions of what I was looking for as for my ideal “sled” and he built it up over 300 miles away and brought it down, full constructed, along with a set of tools (hammer, screwdrivers, etc) for me to have for my needs. Seeing as all I had was a cheep, low-speed power drill and a very light weight ball pin hammer, this came as a wonderful surprise! Also, my dad’s sled’s measurement’s were perfect within half an inch! We we able to take off the plastic bin and put on the new, perfect harp sled with no issues at all.

A year later, I was dating Adam George, an accomplished bamboo bike and trailer builder here in Portland, Oregon who then surprised me for my birthday and converted my trailer for my birthday by replacing the seat post hitch with an axle mount and hitch. (Much safer and easier to attach!)

It has been a very strange and wonderful experience here in Portland. One of the things that I initially loved the most was the cycling infrastructure. After moving from Salt Lake City (prior to their many, many improvements in the last five years), I was tired of advocating for better pedestrian, mass transit and cycling infrastructure, only to have it not taken seriously by SUV-driving bureaucrats. When I initially moved to Portland, I could just commute and not have to get involved in policy.

I broke in this city like an old pair of shoes, though. At first you love them and they fit so perfectly. They’re so comfortable and you can wear them all day long. After a while, though, the sole starts to break down. Maybe they start to squeak when you walk. Maybe the rubber begins to peel. A lace snaps when you’re trying to tie them. Maybe they start to rub on your heel. Who knows. We’re really not talking about shoes, are we?

Just a few days before my birthday in April, there was an incredible offering at my agency. It would not only be a fantastic promotion, but I would also be able to serve the community in a way that I have been striving for years. I agonized over my resume and cover letter. About two hours later, my phone rings and Brad tells me that he was offered a once-in-a-lifetime position managing a bike shop. . . almost 3000 miles away. And that we had three days to decide before they offered the opportunity to someone else.

I barely even thought about it.

Yes, I screamed over the phone as I was pulling up my email to rescind my application, before Brad “calmed my livah” and said that we should have a real conversation about it that evening. And when we talked? All the things that we had loved, both individually and mutually had disappeared or been ruined. With the housing market more than quadrupling in prices since 2008 and business interests migrating to the area from other places similarly affected due to their own environmental, saturation or socioeconomic issues, Portland has become less weird, less artsy, unique and eclectic and more of a mass produced cookie-cutter replica of every gentrified “pop-up shop” street in the US.

Am I bitter?

Not at all. I love the memories I have of this city. I still remember the first time I visited and fell in love with Portland. I will always remember all my first-times here. Unfortunately, we’re experiencing many, many last times.

I ended up rescinding my application and shortly following, provided my employer with a 5-week notice that I would be leaving. It was heart-breaking, having worked for the same agency for nearly 7 years. I was sad to leave the tenant education program that I had been building. I was sad to leave my participants. At the same time, it felt like the right time.

cowtownOver the last three weeks, I have been working in warehouse at Brad’s bike shop, learning the ins and outs of shipping and receiving. Have I left a 10 year career in social services to work in a warehouse? Yes and no. One could say it like that, but I had the revelation while out doing “moving errands” that it wasn’t the case at all. My job was difficult and I worked long days – sometimes longer than I could tolerate both emotionally and physically. When I returned home, I was tired, antisocial and void of creativity. My job sapped everything out of me just to keep me running at 100% all the time. I hadn’t burned out yet, but as Lao Tzu says, ‘a flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.’ I think I was just running on fumes at times. That camp fire with the hot coals deep in the ash, dangerous to relight though looked long dead.

Instead, I’m choosing to view it in a much more positive perspective. I’ve left my career to focus on my music and art. It’s been almost seven years since I could put my attention into my harp playing and painting. Now I can do that. But I can’t in Portland where the average income needs to be approximately 60k/year for a one-bedroom apartment.

Brad and I are packing up the cats and moving to Lancaster, Pennsylvania. He’ll be opening up a bike shop in July and I will be helping him run it. I couldn’t be happier. We visited for a week in May to find an apartment and check out the shop space. It was bitterly cold and rainy. When we arrive next week it will be hot and humid.

Look forward to more adventures from BIKELEPTIC, but from the opposite coast!




Product Review: Ibis Mojo HD

IMG_1055This is kind of a cheat as far as product testing goes. Holy cow it was a while ago; but some of you loyal fans may remember back around Christmas 2014, I won a pretty substantial prize from Fat Cyclist. Unbeknownst to me, for every copy of his latest book a person pre-ordered, they were entered into a drawing sponsored by SRAM and Ibis Cycles with proceeds of the book going to World Bicycle Relief. I failed to notice any of this going on as I just wanted to order the book for Brad for the holidays.

Long story short, I won my choice of any bike from the Ibis stables. After a ridiculous amount of deliberation, I decided on the Mojo HD, mostly because it would be a bike that I would never purchase for myself. Then, I went through the painstaking task of browsing the SRAM catalog and deciding on my components, wheelset, fork, etc.

Like a kid in a freaking candy store.

It took a few months for everything to get settled and delivered, straightened out and all. My health declined. I changed meds and I then I found myself a few days before my 30th birthday eating burritos with my good friend Todd at TFK Wheels here in Portland, Oregon while he ran the internal housing for the SRAM XX1 groupset. Brad and I had the majority of the bike built up, but there were a few things that we didn’t have the tools readily available. Todd’s knowledge and expertise makes me comfortable to have him work on any bike in my stable.

We go out to ride on April 17th. Here in Portland it ended up being a gorgeous, cloudless day in the high-60s. For my first full-suspension ride and to work out any of the kinks, Brad and I decide to head up to Powell Butte Nature Park, which is just 12 miles from downtown Portland (or 7 miles from my place, which is really more important.) I was stubbornly sure that I had been there before, but when we arrived at the parking lot, all that certainty went down the drain, because it was obviously unfamiliar. This then led to awkward feelings regarding the fact that I have lived in Portland for as long as I have and not been to this fantastic park I immediately fell in love with.

So, how was the ride? 

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Brad surveying the route ahead

You have to remember it was my first time out on this bike. There was a lot of stopping for adjustment. We didn’t install the Rockshox Reverb Stealth seat post for my first ride, so I just ended up using a post I dug out from our parts bin. That probably wasn’t the best idea as it wasn’t keyed in to my specific height. I ended up stopping about half a dozen times to adjust my height and do saddle adjustments alone.

I am in love with the XX1 groupset. There was a slight shifting learning curve, but I have to tell you – the only other SRAM shifter I’ve used in the last couple years is the Apex, that albeit are road shifters, but comparatively – the XX1 is so much easier to understand and remember – smooth and rapid transitions, which are super important when you’re mashing through gravel and dirt.

It’s super nice.

Good suspension starts at the wheels and this bike is decked out with a set of carbon-tuned ROAM 60 wheelsets, mounted with a set of Maxxis Minions provided by Ibis. Once I got the ‘air pressure-to-terrain ratio’ figured out, the riding was comfortable and smooth. Despite my personal comfort, the seizure alert watch I’m beta-testing for Empatica alerted Brad 17 times of an “unusual activity” – yeah, it’s called physical exercise.

More on this newfangled seizure alert watch in another blog post, so stay tuned for that.

Nothing about the bike wasn’t amazing. (Did that make sense with the double negative? Uhhhh. yeah.) I tire a little easier than I used to, and am a bit out of shape, so we only did a couple hours or riding, maxxing out at 4.73 miles, according to Brad’s Apple Watch. We stopped a lot so I could fiddle things. We didn’t bring any water with us, not realizing that the parking lot is actually kind of a hassle to get to from trails.

What I need to tweak: my pedals. I love iSSi pedals and have been in the process of upgrading a lot of my older clipless pedals over to them. I personally purchased a set of the Off-Road Warriors to complete the bike. I did not adjust the spring tension at all after or before they were installed. That’s a typical thing for me to realize when I’m panicking downhill at high speeds on switchbacks and unable to brake because I can’t unclip.

It’s the little things.

I was given a saddle from Ibis which I ended up using. First and maybe last time for off-roading. I personally like narrow saddles with little to no padding. This saddle just seemed a little more like it would enjoy life on one of my road bikes instead of pummeling my crotch. Though this situation may be alleviated once the dropper post is installed.

Looking forward to bring you more bikey news from BIKELEPTIC HQ as the weather gets nicer to stay tuned!




UPCOMING: Salsa Demo Days – August 3rd & 4th

2014 Sandy Ridge Demo Day

2014 Sandy Ridge Demo Day

If you’ve been a follower of the blog, you may remember that last summer, I went and ripped it up with my friends from Salsa over at Sandy Ridge. I’m stoked to find out that they’re doing it again!

If you’ve been eyeing a Salsa bike, want to see the new 2016 models or are interested in their performance off-road, this is a great opportunity to come out and check ’em out!

You’ll have two different days to choose from and I’ll link you to their corresponding Facebook events.

Monday, August 3rd, 2pm – 7pm

Tuesday, August 4th, 2pm – 7pm

Both days are expected to be gorgeous, in the 90s. If you want to ride with specific pedals, bring your clipless or whatever – otherwise they’ll have flats available there. Make sure you bring a helmet and photo ID so you can check out a bike.

Hope to see you out there!

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Event Review: “Comes With Baggage” Film + Limberlost Bikepacking Q & A

2015-07-25 21.41.50I couldn’t think of a better way to spend the evening of Saturday, July 25th than to head over to Velocult where the folks from Blackburn were having a screening of their film, “Comes with Baggage.” Afterward, my friends who run a local company called Limberlost presented on off-roading bikepacking  Q & A to tie up the evening.

It was fun. It started an hour late due to the live screening of the Tour de France – but I did get to watch, for a second time that day the riders struggle up the Alpe d’Huez, and thank my lucky stars that it isn’t me having to make that 8%+ grade uphill to the summit.

So in a typical, low-key casual fashion, the 7pm event rolled out about 8pmish with kind of a local legend, Billy ‘Souphorse’ Sinkford (and old school Boston messenger represent!) began the evening by talking about Blackburn, what the company is up to; talked about the film’s debut in Monterey, CA this spring; Sea Otter. . . I’m sure I’m garbling up all this information – also; it’s Blackburn’s 40th anniversary of being in business. Always cool to see that for a company.

The first video was just a shortie interview with one of Blackburn’s “Rangers” named Shayne Khajehnoori. He is attempting to do the Pacific Coast trail with his bike and portable raft. He realized that it gets a bit lonely out there on the road and it’s nice to learn some new skills. I’ve linked it here if you’d like to watch that 3:11 minute video.

We then went right into the main movie. It was great. Showed the history cycling and bikepacking specifically. Had interviews with some great people. I don’t want to give away any spoilers, but I will show you the trailer!

For the next part of the evening we talked with Gabe and Jason from Limberlost to give us the insider scope about bikepacking. I’ve known Gabe since I moved to Portland and have been super stoked about the birth, evolution and growth of what started out as just a crazy scheme – so it was great to catch up with these guys and get info for people interested in doing some off-road touring for themselves.

(I apologize in advance. These aren’t direct quotes from either Gabe or Jason. I did attempt to notate as verbatim as possible but they were passing the mic back and forth like it was a joint so it was difficult to note who said what. It’s also not in order of when the questions were asked during the Q & A. I reorganized to have it make more sense to you, the reader.)

20150725_211404“What is Limberlost?”
If you’re interested in doing off-road adventuring, but aren’t sure if you can or don’t know where to go, Limberlost provides fully supported, guided tours. They’ll let you know in advance what the expectations are, minimum requirements, they provide the food, have a support van, etc.

“What is the greatest mistake someone can make as a newbie?”
Jason:
Not remembering to eat. Sometimes you will miscalculate or not realize the next town is further away than you realize and you “bonk.” I mean, you find out really early that chili fritos are available at any gas station, they’re cheap and they’re high in calories. So you eat a lot of chili fritos.
Gabe: You don’t eat 10k calories a day when touring. Not keeping your expectations low. Make sure you learn to adapt.
Jason: Also, splitting up the group when there’s no cellphone reception.

“What is the difference between road touring and off-road?” 
Gabe: Focus on what fits into what else. Space vs weight.
Jason: Load smartly and load lightly. Generally on road touring you’ll have panniers. With off-road the frame bags are against your bike, strapped to your frame. They don’t rattle around, more secure, tighter in.

“Do you plan out your personal trips or do you wing it?” 
(paraphrased) We make a plan but are adaptable to knowing that we may not make it the entire way to where we planned out to camp that night. Keeping expectations low are good so you can just roll with what happens.

“How important is weight distribution?”
Jason: Depends on the type of riding you are planning on doing. For mountain biking, you don’t want to keep a lot of weight in front. In traditional road-type touring, I’ll load the front up a little more. But even distribution is key.

“In reference to a recent news story in which a mountain biker in Idaho lit his feces on fire in an attempt to ‘destroy the evidence,‘ how important is it to leave no trace?” 
(paraphrased) We often don’t want to talk about that kind of personal stuff and unfortunately because of which, misinformation and damage can occur. All you need to do is bury your poop. Remember to bring a trowel or learn to dig with a stick and go 6″ deep and at least 200′ from a water source. And don’t bury or leave plastic wrappers behind.

“What is your favorite comfort item to bring with you?” 
Gabe: I used to have a slingshot, but I lost it. I recently got this jaw harp that I’m learning to play.
Jason: I have a bluetooth speaker kind of boombox. Sometimes I bring my bb gun. I didn’t bring it with me today, because I didn’t want to be riding through Portland with a bb gun strapped across my bike.

“What is your tent set-up like?” 
Gabe: Depends on the trip. Sometimes no tent. Just a tyvek burrito with my sleeping bag, maybe some mosquito netting or a wide-brimmed hat. I like a bivy sack sometimes because you can just crawl into that and not worry about it. Some people like the comfort of a tent no matter what.
Jason: Same. . . When you’re with a group of people it’s nice to have a place to go to where you’re by yourself. That’s when it’s nice to have a tent.

“What do you prefer, clipless or flats?” 
Gabe: Depends on the riding. If I know there’s going to be a lot of walking, I’ll put my flats on but if I know there’s going to be lots of flowy and road terrain, then I’ll ride with clipless.
Jason: I always use clipless. They make shoes now that have enough tread on them that I can walk in them like normal shoes.

“What do you eat besides chili fritos?” 
Jason: Food that’s packable. Gabe makes dry mixes. I get those Indian curry packets that are heavy but they are conformable.
Gabe: Nuts and granola. Try to use things that you can find in places. If you’re going on a 5-day trip you don’t have to pack 5 days worth of food. Check your map because you probably only have to carry food for a few miles to camp from a store.

Find out more information about Gabe, Jason and their crew at their website or look into booking your next event with them. I mean, come on! What a unique way to celebrate something, right?!

I ended up winning an Outpost Fat bike rack at the event. . . mostly out of proxy due to the lack of fat bike riders there and my uncannily good luck at winning things. (I think if I told them of my lucky streak, he would have taken it back.) Keep checking back for a product review as I attempt to bash the crap out of it in proof that I simply can’t have nice things.




Ride Report: Pedalpalooza “Save the Humans Ride” – Now with Extra Irony!

 

As you my fine followers may have surmised from my previous post, I haven’t been feeling at my most peak athletic condition lately. Which is terrible, considering this month is the holiest of all Portland cycling months; being Pedalpalooza and all.

So, on Tuesday, June 23 when I got home a little early from work after not feeling super great I lubed up with my grand variety of salves and ointments, reveled in the fact that it was 80 degrees and thought that maybe a little aerobic exercise would do me good, despite my constant dull aches and cricks. I skimmed the calendar and checked out what rides would be coming up in the next couple of hours.

That, my friend is the magic of Pedalpalooza.

SAVE THE HUMANS: TRAFFIC SAFETY PROTEST: Taking the Lane, Not Prisoners. This is a ride to protest increasingly unsafe conditions on PDX streets, including those designated as bike routes & neighborhood greenways. The route will include at least one major arterial and one greenway. Ride pace will be slow-moderate, with some stops to “calm” car traffic. We will also be doing a crosswalk enforcement for pedestrian safety at N. Williams and Ivy. While our subject is serious, the ride will be fun (music!). We will meet at Oregon Park to make signs/banners first. BYO assertiveness and sign/banner-making ingredients. Route will be cargo-bike friendly (not too hilly). Approximately 5-7 miles, not a loop. Optional #bikingtobeers at Velocult after the ride.

While I have mentioned in many previous posts before, I am not an activist. (I very clearly identify as an advocate.) I found this ride conveniently located both with the start location, time and the end location. The milage seemed doable, seemed family-friendly. . . all in all my assessment of the situation seemed very positive and I decided to go for it.

Worst case scenario, I figured if I got there and it wasn’t my scene or if I got too sore, I could just peel off at some point.

It ended up being so awesome! There were about two dozen people at the start location making signs – a great combo of several good friends I’ve known for years and lots of new people to chat with. We made signs about sharing the road to tape onto our bikes. As I mentioned, I’m not super into that kind of thing, but the fact that we were planning a nice easy-paced slow-roll with bakfiets and children (sorry – don’t intend to use kids as an excuse. Just saying that between my disabled butt, families, people on beach cruisers, a giant sound system on a Bullit, and very large trailers, people of all skill levels – we weren’t winning any races.) Also to paint the picture that we weren’t an angry mob with torches breaking car windows and cutting through traffic.

I wouldn’t even call it a protest. I would call it a ‘demonstration‘ or ‘parade‘ – maybe ‘(very slow) rally’ or ‘march’ but it’s weird to use the word march when it’s a ride. . .

So what WERE we protesting? People dying due to reckless and dangerous driving behavior included distracted driving (IE: texting and using cellphones, eating/drinking, drugs/alcohol etc), making cars and parking a priority over people (IE: pedestrian and cyclist thoroughfares, etc) – and you know, basic safety concerns about, ummm. . . not dying.

I was not the ride leader, but this is my take-away from this from doing this kind of work in the past, so I could be way off – but I feel confident that it’s that the message is that simple.

The majority of the ride was awesome! We cruised a few blocks up Sandy Blvd with no problems (for those of you that aren’t from Portland, enjoy this apropos youtube video) and even got some waves from people on patios sitting at restaurants. We went through neighborhoods and people waved at us from their cars or front porches. We went across some pretty hefty intersections without any issues at all. In fact, it was as smooth as Earth Balance vegan buttery spread for about 98% of the ride.

The one glitch we had was on Williams Ave. Fuckin’ Williams Ave. I am not going to go into all the drama that Williams has had over the last 5+ years as they’ve attempted to “improve” and redevelop. It is a major bike boulevard and commute route for cyclists, drivers and for some reason buses as well. The area itself has been hugely contentious in general for over 50 years due to major gentrification, redlining, etc. etc. . . but that’s not what we’re talking about now.

I am writing about the incident that occurred at approximately 7pm on Tuesday, June 23, 2015 by the driver of the #4 Trimet bus 3106. Technically if I were a reporter, I would have to use the word “allegedly” to avoid unintended libel; but guess what? I am not a reporter – and I was there watching that irresponsible woman penning her resignation letter on her steering wheel as she was blaring her horn through the crosswalk “WALK” light as she made her left-hand turn through forward heading cyclist traffic (damn those Williams Ave left-hand bike lanes.) So it’s no alleged incident.

Bitch knew exactly what she was doing.

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Not only that, but she decided to plow through us on a very well known safety corridor issue on Williams. (to the left) that was tried to fix, but is just getting worse now that there is a new grocery store on that corner and an apartment complex going in right across the street so more pedestrian usage. Why in the world would you have a bus turn down that narrow street, making a left-hand turn across a bike lane?

So what happened? Glad you asked. We headed for Williams and spent no more than 60 seconds tops (though closer 45 seconds based on my photography time stamps. That’s right, yo. I took photos from start to finish.) doing what is called “Sidewalk Enforcement” on N Williams and NE Ivy right in front of New Seasons grocery store. This is an area where there is a marked crosswalk, but everyone is a major jerk. And I’m not just talking about drivers. Cyclists in the bike lane were also being major asshats and cutting through us walking back and forth. You know what? When someone is crossing the road. You stop. If you are traffic and someone is crossing the road, you stop. It doesn’t matter if your vehicle is motorized or if you are driving a human-powered convenience. Otherwise you are a twat. (I have several photos of the cyclists cutting off our pedestrians. I feel like making a meme of shame and posting them at local bike shops. Asshats.)

nefremontAnyway, after several of the group performed their enforcement (not everyone participated. There were too many of us, and as I said, they crossed the road and then came back. The only reason it may have seemed like five minutes to some drivers is because of just that. . . “because bicyclists making a scene”)

After that, we all clustered together in the bike lane on the left and sidewalk next to the parking lot to continue onward north on N Williams. We had the light on NE Fremont so we were good to begin accelerating and continue on our forward momentum.

Seemingly out of nowhere; and I’m not just saying that for dramatic effect – honestly, I have no idea where the Trimet bus came from – they must have been pretty far back in traffic or have turned from somewhere because it wasn’t like they were first in the queue – but they were suddenly there next to our group.

And she had a superiority complex.

 

Wielding her 27,000 lb weapon she cut our group on twain where you can see the break in the bike lane, at full speed instead of slowly to let forward traffic pass, as is my understanding of how traffic works. In the process, the driver, forced slower, more cautious riders into the curb and back such as myself and a fellow rider who was hauling a bakfiets with two children in the box in front of me. (Her individual experience may vary – I don’t want to project that she was being cautious just because I was; assume or insinuate just because she has kids. We just happened to be in the same place at the same time, thankfully not crushed by a lunatic blaring her horn.)

Then, through the crosswalk signal and the green light, she failed to yield and while blaring her horn made that left-hand turn which is when I lost sight of the majority of my group, though feared the worse because all I knew was that they were in front and to the right of the bus. I hustled as fast as I could to the corner, where half of us clustered on the sidewalk like lost chickens, several more were clinging to the side of the road a little further up the street, as if fearing drift away in a river current, and that’s when I learned that several others had chased down the driver to ensure that a a professional driver wasn’t allowed to get away with that bullshit.

We all took a moment to calm down from the experience. There were a few witnesses on the street corner that came forward to give their information to us and introduce themselves. We met up with the second half of our group and eventually the sprinters returned who informed us that when they did catch up with the bus, initially the driver wouldn’t talk with them. Instead, some passengers came out and tried to start shit.

Draaaahhmmma.

Finally the driver called dispatch and was all, “Hey, I just plowed through a bunch of pedestrians and cyclists. What am I supposed to do?” [paraphrased, but not by much] no remorse.

Classy.

After that, we headed off goddamned Williams Ave. This is the exact reason why I don’t ride on bike boulevards. Another rider and I had a lovely conversation with three or four dudes just off of MLK that stopped us asked what his “Passes not Crashes” sign meant. They were totally into the idea of safe streets for everyone. That was a great bounce-back conversation after what had happened just 10 minutes earlier.

We hung out at Wilshire Park for a bit to chill, regroup, get out of traffic and all that before heading on to Velocult.

So if you’re a driver intending to run down a group of cyclists, can you just try not to do it when they’re obviously covered in signs touting “Safe Routes’  – it just makes you look extra douchey.

Other than that, the ride was fantastic – I was definitely sore that night and the next day, but that’s my own personal issues and not because it was necessarily difficult. It was what I would generally consider an easy-paced, family-friendly route. Rider leader was great, friendly – and it was a good time to be had for all. Except for that one intersection.

BikePortland also wrote about the incident.




Ride Report: Pedalpalooza Kickoff Ride 2015

Original Photo by Michael Anderson. Edited by me

Pedalpalooza season has started! This glorious season of June includes over 250 cycling events and rides beginning with the Kickoff Ride on Thursday June 4th of which I am writing about and culminating with the Multnomah County Bike Fair in the afternoon and World Naked Bike Ride on the evening of June 27th.

To put it in short, and I would be hard pressed to find anyone that would disagree with me – it was, as usual, a great experience to be out on that gorgeously warm June evening with what was estimated as around 1,000 cyclists from all walks of life, communities, ethnicity (though mostly white, because you know. . . Portland.) As many describe, the Kickoff Ride is like the “coming together of the tribes” though when I say that, it makes me think of that scene in “The Warriors” when all the gangs come together and you have The Orphans that are all wearing jeans and filthy, dirty [what used to be] white shirts; the Baseball Furries in their NY Yankee inspired uniforms; the Boppers, the Lizzies, the Jones Street Boys. . . ugggghh. . . I guess it is EXACTLY like the coming together of the tribes.

It was great to see so many members of the PDX Cargo Bike Gang there, the Dropout Bike Club, Ride Yr Bike, (who hosted the event) and many, many others. Especially since I have been dealing with a lot of chronic pain and illness for the last several months and haven’t been doing a lot of social activities or riding; this was not only my summer debut, but my Kinn’s debut, which we had just finished putting together a couple days prior. (But more on that later.)

I want to share this video of our shear force that was added to the event page post-ride excitement by Andrew Havas. I have no idea who he is but did have a chance to talk to him for a moment on the ride. If he sees this and wants to send me a ping, I’ll mail him some stickers if he’s interested. Thanks for taking this video!

For the most part, with so many people, as far as I could tell it went off without too much of a hitch. We started at Salmon St Fountain at Waterfront Park, got a chance to check out the “Better Naito” wider bike lane downtown before heading across the Burnside Bridge. There was one driver that got a little aggro and tried to go through us all, despite the fact there were a thousand of us and one of him.

This is where it gets weird. Technically he did have the light. However, there was nowhere for him to go. I hesitate to use the phrase “critical mass” because we don’t do that here in Portland, but as far as the reality of this situation; the artery was clogged. Unless he wanted to plow through a thousand people, he was dead in the water. Utilitarianism, G.F. Hegel, and you know. . . Spock would agree that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. This has nothing to do with being a liberal douchebag and everything to do with transporting 1,000 people over a bridge efficiently without someone getting their dick in a twist. Plus, there are like nine other bridges in Portland. If you are really, really in a hurry, detour. Trust me, not everyone is as thrilled about Fleet Week, the Rose Festival, and the thousands of dollars the city spends on the cluster fuck of festivals and commuting nightmares that aren’t bike related. You move here because it’s a community-oriented town/city. Small-friendly feeling and then complain when quirky things happen? Leave. That simple. (Thank you to the corker, a good friend of mine, who took the time to calmly explain what was going on and why he was blocking the truck. Thanks for your patience in a stressful situation)

Shake it off Halley. Breathe.

Anyway, the rest of the ride was epic. People were high-fiving us from their cars. Coming out of stores and restaurants waving at us. What I particularly liked was that one store owner was dragging out a mannequin and draping it with lovely scarves and trinkets as we were riding by. Impromptu marketing opportunity! Rocking it!

Since we became so spread out on the route, we took a spin through Lone Fire Cemetery which was a great way to get out of traffic and regroup, slow down, find our friends again and take a moment before venturing on to Base Camp Brewing. A lot of people stopped there for food, drink and friends. After a minute the ride continued on for another massive trip. (I did not go on that portion of the journey but heard that it was also stellar and ended in grilling, fire pits and fun.)

All in all, a great beginning to Pedalpalooza! This year’s kickoff was a success!




REVIEW: Showers Pass Body-Mapped Baselayer

sp_baselayershirtLast month it was my birthday. There was a distinct lack of well wishes and cards from you, my esteemed readers. . . I’ll get over it.

Somehow.

But what made up for feeling ooooohhh sooooo alone, was also feeling so very warm! I received something that I have been pining over since I first laid my fingers on it at Interbike last fall up in Showers Pass swanky hotel suite. I am of course talking about the Body-Mapped Baselayer. Hence, of course the name of the article. This thing is nice. I don’t even know where to start. It’s gray. That’s kind of nice. Gray goes with everything. Even other grays.

It says it’s seamless, but that’s just not true. If you want to get technical, there is a seam around each arm, which means that there is armpit seamage. I haven’t noticed it at all, though. What you will notice more is the lack of seams around your sides and the thumbies. Which means you’re going to be wearing the most comfortable shirt in the world. Seriously, get like five of them.

They have done some sort of special weaving with the spandex, modal, nylon and wool and all that so that it stretches with you. It’s like you’re wearing nothing at all; except you’re comfortably warm. It’s better than being naked. Unless you have a severe wool or lanolin allergy. It is merino wool and smart wool to boot so less likely to cause allergies, but some people. . . you know. . . some people. . . they’re allergic to everything. Thankfully wool is not on my list.

And for those of you that are wondering about the whole vegan thing; I’ve mentioned it before on my blog; I’m not the vegan messiah. I have a lot of health issues and self-care is as much of a priority as my ethics. So, if someone gifts me something that is sustainable and wonderful and helpful to my health, I’m more than tickled (but I’m not, because I mentioned I’m not allergic, and this is a great quality of wool-blend which makes it so it’s NOT itchy!). Wearing eight layers is not pleasant. This fabric is thin. Not to the point it’s see-through or awkward for the ladies; but nice t-shirt material; and it’s warm. I love the fact that I’m not pulling on yet another bulky layer. That’s amazing to me.

Showers Pass have created this specific venting type system with their stretching so that it matches up with their jackets. I actually haven’t worn it with my Shower’s Pass rain jacket yet. I’ll hold them to it that the air vents actually do match up. I like that the gray on dark gray kind of make me look like a futuristic cyborg. Or like someone from Avatar or the Matrix. (I’ve never seen the former, but really like most of the latter films.) I doubt that’s the intention, but you know, bonus!

It’s also super packable! As I mentioned, it’s not bulky. I keep mine crammed at the bottom of my backpack and forget about it. Then When I get cold at work, I can go into the bathroom for a Superman/Clark Kent change and slip it on underneath a short-sleeve shirt and instant warmth.

A lot of cyclists need to learn about layering and how to appropriately use base layers. This is a great investment to that. It gets my flail of approval. Or twitch. Do I do that now? I love mine. I can’t say that enough.




Event Report: Oregon Active Transportation Summit ’15 – PART ONE

Check back soon for Day Two of Oregon Active Transportation Summit!

It’s that time of year again! The tulips are coming out and so is the collaborative voices of people in activist, environmental and political seats, not only here in Oregon but nationally. You may have remembered my write-up about OATS last year. This year they were a little more forceful in their “rebranding” to ATS by hashtagging with #ATSummit and things like that. However, their wifi login name was OATS, so all I could think of was the poor celiac participants that were feeling targeted at the event.

They’ll get over it.

Last year was a birthday gift to myself. This year was a gift-gift to myself. I also wanted to follow-up on a lot of the equity conversations they were having about multi-modal use in the area for people that are of low-income, have limited access, disenfranchised, live in historically ignored or areas of disrepair or lacked safety and what kind of discussions there were around engaging with those communities.

So without further adieu, my re-cap from the last couple of days!

I did not attend on Sunday, but there was a half day filled with a variety of mobile workshops and ending in drinking at the hotel bar. I always say that it better than the other way around. Some may or may not agree with me.

Monday Morning Plenary
It was super difficult for me as I woke up in the wee small hours of the morning, bleary eyes and foggy-headed. I got delivered to the event around 7:30am to check in and all that, snagged some swag, grabbed some fruit and found a seat where I could see and hear but wasn’t so close to the front that I felt like I held an important role in transportation advocacy. Because I don’t. Though I did have a backpack full of stickers.

KODAK Digital Still CameraLeah Treat, Director over at Portland Bureau of Transportation opened up the morning. She talked a little bit about her history; about embracing Vision Zero, the safety of people and children. In fact during the two days, children were used as scare-bait a lot. Which irritates me. I’m an adult and I want to live when I am using the road as well. She talked about her son getting hit by a driver last summer, but luckily getting away with just scratches. How that was an awakening for quite neighborhoods like her’s that she needed to take extra precautions to keep safe. She talked about also looking at it from the driver’s side; road rage or slight of hand. . . she truly believes that roadway deaths are preventable and it’s our responsibility to prevent them; not just an issue for the city, the state, transportation department alone; but everyone’s responsibility.

This sounds really good, but I swear that the majority of what she said is regurgitated from her City Club luncheon talk from OATS last year. Don’t quote me on that. And maybe it’s because I’ve been hearing the same thing over and over and over again through the years but have yet to see drastic measures taken that it’s lost the passion and the meaning that politicians try to put behind it.

Ms Treat talked about speed being a critical factor to address. It’s ironic that she mentioned this while down in Salem at that very moment (or maybe a little later, but that day) congress was discussing to raise speed limits. Here in Portland, a couple of critical fatality corridors have been successful in lowering their speed limits in the last six months. (SE Division and E Burnside if you are keeping tabs).

A statistic that Ms Treat spouted out, but I have no citation for, 3% of the roadway network here in Portland make up the “high crash corridor” in which 53% of the fatalities happen on. We have at least 3 schools located on those 3%, libraries, etc. If you are here in Oregon, check up on HB-2621. This proposed bill is in attempts to prevent that kind of shit from happening.

Ms Treat ended with engaging with folks about the magnitude of the problem. They just launched VisionZeroPortland.com this week. Check it out!

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– MTA bus driver charged after running over 15-year-old girl in Brooklyn. NY Daily News 2/14/15

She then introduced Paul Steely White. I’m not super-activisty, so I don’t know if I am supposed to know who he is. He’s from New York, he’s the executive director for Transportation Alternatives. He’s hilarious. He’s engaging. I could have listened to him all day. I wonder if he has a TedTalk. I still probably wouldn’t watch it because I don’t watch those things and I’m too lazy to google to see if he does or not, but he should. From my understanding if you have a TedTalk, you’ve made it.

He talked about the history and development of the automobile; how back in the early 1930s, you literally had thousands of children dying in the streets when the automobile was first developed. This is what I don’t understand. Usually when a product causes that many injuries and deaths it’s recalled due to its lack of safety. I mean, I would really love to be playing with lawn darts right now, but because of whining safety police that’s just not happening. So, why are these weapons of mass destruction not only exempt from this sort of regulation but instead exemplified and ameliorated?

I guess this falls under the “guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” category.

When I was in high school, I was on the debate team. One year the topic was that ‘Congress would create a something or other limiting or preventing the use of weapons of mass destruction.‘ My partner, Glenn and contended that landmines were “slow-moving WMDs” and were able to glean a crap-ton of information regarding the devastation that they create in war-torn and 3rd world countries. We were unbeatable for the simple reason that people didn’t know how to argue against us.

2015-03-30_08.36.54[1]Back to Paul Steely White. . . he recommends the book; “Fighting Traffic” by Peter Norton. Says that any transpo wonk should have it in their collection. He talked about the work that TA is doing and the trends that they are seeing. He says that companies are relocating to complete streets that are bike/ped friendly and see it as a profit motive. They are often seeing up to a 49% retail increase from this move.

Transportation Alternatives is badass. They are going after all the agencies that aren’t taking pedestrian rights seriously. They are trying to get more safety, more public space, more safety cameras, higher infraction violations for motorists that break traffic rules, etc.

Noel Mickelberry from Oregon Walks ended the conversation by announcing that they too have launched a new webpage: OurHealthyStreets.Org/VisionZero

Breakout Session 1
Walking in the Street: Grappling with the Complexity of Equity and Walkability
Active transportation infrastructure investments are not distrubuted equatably. In urban, suburban and rural areas, those with the least means and fewest transportation options often live admidst the most hostile walking environments. Though the situation is evident, the problem is complex and solutions are evasive. How do our investment choices, housing policies and societal mores reinfoce this inequity and what can be done to redress it? This roundtable session will enable a multidisciplinary conversation about walkability and equity in all its complexity.

Moderator: Kenny Asher, Community Development Director, City of Tigard
Participants
Justin Buri, Executive Director, Community Alliance of Tenants Dana Dickman, Transportation Planner, Alta Planning + Design
Sheila Greenlaw-Fink, Executive Director, Community Partners for Affordable Housing
Mee Seon Kwon, Center for Intercultural Organizing
Noel Mickelberry, Executive Director, Oregon Walks
Dick Schouten, Washington County Commissioner
Bandana Shrestha, Community Engagement Director, AARP
Ellen Vanderslice, Walking Advocate, retired PBOT Capital Projected Manager, AIA

Kenny Asher from the City of Tigard opened with a conversation on equity and diversity. He mentioned how the struggle was just as much of our grandparent’s world as it is ours which means that we have a problem here. If you think it’s impossible to make a difference by yourself, just remember Julia Butterfly Hill, whom in Humboldt County during a despite with the lumber company in 1997 ended up living in a 1000 year old redwood for two years to save it from getting cut down. As a side note, I just read that it was vandalized a year later after the lumber company and Hill came to an agreement. Which means to me that everything you put effort to just goes to shit and you can’t have nice things. . . I digress.

KODAK Digital Still CameraTigard is a very suburban city. The kind that many families strive for in many ways. They have over 50k people that mostly drive. They also love their trees and are considered a “Tree City USA.” They have Pacific Highway which also carries over 50k cars daily. They have a pretty thorough trail and multi-use system that runs through the city. You can get to places like the library if you want to risk crossing Hall Blvd, which is historically unsafe for pedestrians. When going around town, you might see people walking their dogs in subdivisions but in regular areas you don’t really see people walking. You see people waiting for buses and that kind of stuff, but not walking for the fun of it. Many of the streets that were laid 30 – 60 years ago are populated by lower income and minority groups are difficult to access and have no infrastructure. Mr. Asher states that they can’t feasibly build sidewalks everywhere. If they were to just build sidewalks on one side of the road everywhere that there were none in Tigard, it would take them about 47 years.

To me, it tells me that it can be done. And that he just gave a timeline for it. I fail to see the problem. Maybe I’m just an optimist.

(Excuse me, my notes got a little choppy here. I used my ipad to type instead of paper. Trying to change my habits and reduce paper consumption where I can. So, I may not attribute things to who said them during this breakout session.)

I wanted to give you a ton of information that you might like. I’m pretty wonky, though. So what kind of gift can I give you? I know! How about Trimet’s 2013 ‘Title V1 Report of the Tri-County Metropolition Transportation District of Oregon’ (255 pages)?? Just thinking about that makes me weak in the knees. In it are charts of “Limited English Proficiency” areas as well as graphs of minority usage etc. I’ll compliment that with Metro’s 2012 Title V1 ‘Limited English Proficiency Plan‘ subtitled aptly ‘Metro’s LEP Plan Needs Assessment and Implementation Plan‘ – BEST. SUBNAME. EVER. (Coalition for a Livable Future also has some stellar information!)

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

Justin, from CAT, my personal hero. Seriously, I talk about CAT at least a dozen times a week at work. Meeting him at the event was like meeting a hero. He thanked me and told me he had to go to the bathroom. It was like. . . so personal! Anyway, he talked about the difference between meeting with landlords and tenants. Landlords will want to provide and develop parks and gardens; to beautify the neighborhoods. Tenants are concerned about safe and healthy housing. What he, and CAT are concerned about is how we can incorporate housing into the equity plan.

There was a lot of talk about where we focus our investments. Do we put them where there is great need or where there is great payback? We talked about reducing speeds, sidewalks, the desire for low-income housing, etc.

The lady from AARP talked about the stereotypes of becoming older. Just because you are aging doesn’t mean you develop a disability. More older and aging adults are living at home and not moving into facilities, which is changing the dynamic of housing, transportation and the such. She talked about the change in the economy as we roll up to a time when up to 76 million baby boomers are going to be retiring soon and then a few years down the road 80 million generation Xers are all on their way to retiring. It’s a very interesting time for transition in those respects.

But going back to Tigard. . . apparently there is a new subdivision being built in that area called River Terrace. Mr Asher talked about how they were hyper-focused on it not becoming suburban sprawl and that they wanted to continue with their dedication to complete streets in their “smarter, cheaper, quicker” methodology that they had created for themselves. They went in at the start and immediately began cutting in walking trails and bike paths to connect with commercial areas so people can walk or bike from their housing areas.

Staying ahead of the game, this group! It was really very interesting to listen how they are trying and have been trying to bring accessible transportation to hard to reach areas and assist neighborhoods and communities that are on limited incomes, have different cultural backgrounds and more. Unfortunately a lot of that work is retroactive instead of preventative. And we all know it’s easier to start from scratch than it is to go in and fix something that has already been “fixed” multiple times before.

Monday Lunch Plenary
After the first breakout session we were all ushered back into the Governor Ballroom at the Sentinel Hotel for a working lunch. The topic was; “Achieving Equity in Local and Regional Planning: Tools to Help Planners and Community Stakeholders.” I actually was paying attention. Melissa Wells with PolicyLink from Washington DC was speaking and I was planning on attending a workshop with her after lunch so the topics were interesting to me. As I mentioned earlier that I am trying out paperless note-taking with various levels of success.

oats_tw15I had the wherewithal to section my note-taking by each session that I went to. However, it’s true. My ipad mini slipped off my lap and to grab it I slapped the flat of my hand on its screen. Apparently that is “Apple Code” for Select+All+Delete. It was a great conversation. I’m not going to reconstruct notes from my brain, though.

After lunch, I slipped into the Open Table Discussion: Operationalizing Equity in Transportation. What I really liked about this is that it wasn’t a programmed discussion. I showed up a few minutes before the conversation to Heidi Guenin of Upstream Public Health and a friend of mine here in Portland’s biking community. (Also, an amazing lady. She just got back from a year of traveling around the world with one of my bestest and oldest Portland friends. Heidi goes the “extra mile” so to speak when it comes to everything, whether it’s friends, outreach, volunteerism and more!) We, with the other attendees set the chairs in an oval shape to accommodate better communication throughout the room. Melissa Wells joined us, and though there were only about a dozen people present, we had a great conversation!

Unprogrammed opportunity for an open table discussion following the lunch plenary. You are invited to bring further questions about Policy Link’s work, efforts within Oregon to increase equity and inclusive governance and strategies for operationalizing equity in Oregon and within your own spheres of influence. Please come grapple with crucial issues with other Summit attendees.

And grapple we did! Well, maybe not grapple so much as politely converse about the state of our city and counties. Questions that you can ask yourself when you are working on a project are things like; “How can I bring up the conversation of equity?” “How can I bring up the conversation of community inclusion?” Why should you care about these kinds of questions? If you don’t you’re a racist bigot. Asshole.

Anyway, if you are in some sort of role where people are benefited by the work that you do, think about prioritizing projects which benefit underserved populations first. They’ve begun doing this in Los Angeles, CA on their road projects planning – I was told. I have no basis to tell you if this is fact or not. I just choose to believe that everything said at OATS is true.

It would be great if we could just say, “Here’s what I would like to do. Here’s what I would like you to get excited about.” The real world doesn’t really work like that and it’s frustrating when you’re working with partnering agencies; especially on projects that you’re mandated to do. Heidi mentioned that when she is on a committee that she likes to convene a side-committee for capacity building. I think that’s a great idea to grow as a team and to develop a solid foundation.

There was talk about how we get information to the community. There is a very strict procedure for when people are coming to the government and there are certain ways that information gets disseminated to the community. Even when people have the chance to testify there’s far fewer voices to be heard. How do we encourage our neighbors, our coworkers, our friends and family to get involved? How do we that know the procedures assist those that don’t.

Heidi brought up an excellent point at one point in the conversation which I would like to share with you in my own words. (So I hope I don’t butcher it or lose the essence of what she was saying.) I am a person with a disability. I sit on a equity committee at my work. However, just because I am a woman with a disability sitting on a committee at my work, that does not mean that I speak for all women with disabilities and that I share the perspective of all women with disabilities by any stretch of the imagination. My goal is inclusion of many. I’ve always told people; I don’t care how you vote. I just want you to vote. (That’s not really true. I do care a little.) What I want to know is what you need! If I feel that I need a crosswalk near my home, is that due to a consensus of neighborhood concern for safety, or my personal irritation of having to wait several minutes to cross the road? It’s about that involvement, engagement and communication. Maybe everyone wants the same thing, but they don’t know how to tell anyone.

There are a ton of different ways to engage with your neighborhood and the community at large. Events, flyers, door-to-door, etc. Think about how you engaging at a federal level, state, county and city. Heck, even neighborhood level – let’s bring it in tight. Secretary Fox has been focused about talking to congress about getting local government involved in development; how priorities change and how they priorities investments.

All in all, it was a good conversation – that was just a tidbit. It left me pretty empowered and ready to get involved with some more community organizing!

And then there was the 3rd Breakout Session for Monday.
Fixing Suburban Roads, From Barrier to Busy Bikeway: Opportunities to make key, comfortable connectionsDoes your community have roadways that make key connections, sometimes the only connection, but currently serve as barriers to walking and biking? Is the barrier simply just crossing the street? Explore and discuss various design options, talk about how they can evolve through the life of a roadway and discuss potential challenges to implementation in this interactive workshop. Come ready to have healthy debates about the merits and tradeoffs of shared two-way side paths vs one-way protected bike lanes, RRFB’s vs HAWK’s and mountable curbs vs delineators.

Moderator: Jenna Stanke Marmon, Bicycle & Pedestrian Program Manager, Jackson Co.
Shelley Oylear, Bicycle & Pedestrian Coordinator, Washington Co.Elizabeth Stacey, Project Leader, Region 3, ODOT
Rob Inerfeld, Transportation PLanning Manager, City of Eugene

I want to say a few things about this session before I begin talking about it. It started at 3pm. I had been awake since 6am. The day before I had gotten up at 6am for a terrible mountain biking trip but great hiking up in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest up at the Siouxon Creek Trailhead. I did eat. Fruit and quinoa, veggies and mushroom. I think I was just done. I was irritable.

Shelly Oylear had some amazing before/after photos. She is a civil engineer, urban planner. I can’t remember if it was her or Rob Inerfeld that said; “We’re spending money, we’re spending a little extra to attract a wider range of the population.” Regardless of who said it; hells ya! If you can get that added-value that will last longer and work for 90% of the community instead of 55% of the community wouldn’t you be willing to look into that?!

They talked about the fact that intersection treatments should be looked at during any street updates. And as a bonus they talked about this “Facility scenario criteria.” You want to look at the context, not the classification. Check out the context and expected user type then look for opportunities to apply these treatments. It’s so simple, it’s like duh!

Rob Inerfeld had some amazing slides as he talked about the treatments that they have applied to Eugene. Something to be aware of in your endeavors. HAWK signals cost approximately 150k, RRFB on a three or five lane road will almost always have an island in the center for pedestrians and thus will run you 30 – 60k depending on island (AKA porkchop) features.

 Elizabeth Stacey lives and works in Roseburg, Oregon and started off her portion of the session by stating that Roseburg is “the timber capital of the world and focused on industry, not commuting.” She described her town, mentioning some prime locations; the tallest building being the VA medical center. The fact that they are a senior heavy community. She stated that they looked at Eugene’s Bicycle Master Plan to get an idea on how to develop theirs; which they put out for the first time in 2009. On the bright side, she did mention that they have a lot of multiuse hiking trails. She talked about the three railroads they have going through town, the brand new public safety center and historical building. She did mention that they have a very active, but very small bicycle and pedestrian community that does speak up.

Everything this woman said, however was; “With approval of the railroad industry” this and “with approval of the railroad industry” that. I realize that you might have a lot of difficult workarounds with your contracts and right-aways, but she really didn’t have much to show for it. Just excuses for being a shill to the timber industry. I just kept thinking to myself; “Why don’t we go back to the slides of Eugene and unincorporated Washington Co?” Alas, I got so frustrated, I ended up walking out about halfway through.

Sometimes even BIKELEPTICS need naps.

Check back soon for Day Two of Oregon Active Transportation Summit!




New Bike Day: 2014 Salsa Fargo Ti

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Sometimes I wish that, like drugs, you could only buy bikes with cash. If you are naive to this or know differently then you, my friend, have much different worldly experience than I do.

My neurologist called me a couple days ago with some blood test results I had taken the other morning and in his words, my vitamin D is “crazy low.” Like so low that over-the-counter vitamins won’t help. So he went ahead and called in a prescription for a once a week dosage with the intention of testing my blood again in a few weeks. Apparently normal vitamin D range is between 25 – 80ng/ml. Anything 10 – 25ng/ml is considered low and something that should get checked out and maintained. I scored a whopping 9.3ng/ml.

Totally makes sense. The last couple of months have been a whirl of general malaise, lethargy, cognitive haziness (moreso than usual), fatigue, muscle aches, tummy issues and more. . . I deal with a lot of this stuff in general and have been having more intensified seizures lately so figured whatever. . . I was just going through another bumpy patch in my body’s deterioration. Well, turns out this might be totally fixable.

In my Vitamin D deficiency daze, I get a text message while I’m at work regarding three XS 2014 Salsa Fargo Tis that were being priced to move. It made me sick to think about because I am a very meticulous person when it comes to things like this. I mean, it’s been over a year and I still don’t have my touring bike built! I budget and make spreadsheets. . . but then I went over and looked at this thing in person.

Shit.

20150117 - BYK - Fargo TiDT Swiss hubs, Stans, carbon fork, SRAM. Shit. I did make a minor change from just “out-of-the-box” and put some Fizik metallic blue bar tape on it to match the dark blue of the powdercoating. Matchy-matchy. I can not express to you how much I loathe cork bar wrap. It rains so much in the Pacific Northwest, and do you know what happens to cork when it gets wet?

It gets slimy. So fucking slimy. And for someone that has texture issues similar to Aspergers it’s not even funny. It’s like that fucking green gel on rocks at the beach. That’s what wet cork rubbing against wet gloves, rubbing against clammy hands reminds me of – why do people expose themselves to that?

Anyway. . . I need to get a different saddle, but that’s going to be a “Princess and a Pea” situation. . . or “Cinderella“. You know. Some story involving something that you can’t get to work just right. The saddle that comes stock with it; the WTB “Pure” is like riding on a davenport. I want something that is narrow (and without a whale tail), but because I want to use this bike primarily for bikepacking and trail riding I want a little cushion for the pushin’.

Sooooo. Did I suddenly win the lottery?

No. By the way, it’s my own business what I do with my money. However, I did mention that these bikes were priced to sell, and I did have to make my decision right then and there. It was definitely an impulse buy. All three bikes were gone within 12 hours of being put on the shop’s website. (And it was local pickup only so we could, you know – start a tiny person Fargo Ti club.)

What makes this bike different than the Kinn is that I feel that this was a once-in-a-lifetime chance. Kind of like bike-packing. Just getting off the main road and throwing on some frame packs and going. It was impulsive, but then so are some of the decisions you have to make when you’re on the trails. Sometimes you just have to go for it.

The Kinn, on the other hand is like a well-planned out vacation. It’s well calculated and planned out to the very last detail. They definitely serve different purposes.

(Also, I have an Ibis coming. And have set up a vague trail day with my friends for when that happens. 2015 is the year of bikeaholic Halley. Every time I think about it, my heart races and my eyes dilate. I start to feel the adrenaline and anxiety. Am I in love? With cycling?)

For all these reasons, I have named my Fargo; чемпиона мира. [Chempiona Mira] – it means “Champion of the World” in Russian. (Oh yeah, I speak Russian by the way.) However, in Russian the word for world also is the word for peace which makes me think of the quote by Ghandi; “Be the change you want to see in the world.” I am also reminded of the Spanish word for “look, see” or “to watch”  which is the verb “mirar.” (I”m taking Spanish classes right now.) I just think it’s so apropos to have a name that is so multi-faceted about seeing the world and also about self-empowerment.

Also, people that don’t name their bikes are weird.

I can’t wait until I get some of this bike paid off so I can afford some frame bags and bling.