Category: Politics

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Right now there is a lot of politics going on in Washington and Oregon regarding bikes and transportation infrastructure. Tomorrow the Oregon senate votes on building a mega-bridge over the Columbia River that is approximately five miles long, will displace thousands of homes and businesses by way of eminent domain – the planning for this bridge has been going on for already about 10 years, has cost millions of dollars – is already over budget because of PLANNING alone. The people who live in NE and N Portland have a higher risk of respiratory and other health problems because of the additional road use and they want to build a new bridge with expanded lanes because I-5 wasn’t enough.

Umm. Isn’t that why they have I-205?

Regardless, the CRC supporters have been pulling every ludicrous string in their arsenal. The usual “bike tax” ridiculousness comes up time and time again as if legislatures are in this insulative bubble.

You don’t need business experience to be in politics or to read anything about previous implementations of  taxes.

Other places that have attempted to implement a bike tax have found that it is more costly to run it than it is to receive funds from it. It’s not a new idea. I’ve had bike from the ’70s that have had licenses on them from counties. And guess what? They don’t anymore. Because they found out it doesn’t work.

Not to mention you can’t individualize what a cyclist is – do you tax the user or the bike? What if a person owns 2 bikes? 12 bikes? Minor vs adult?  Home owner vs renter? Car owner? Do they have insurance?

So exactly how would you implement a bike tax?

And then we have this gem, Washington State Representative Ed Orcutt, who apparently believes that cycling leads to air pollution because of the “cyclist’s increased respiration.”

Yup.

You apparently don’t need to know anything about science to get into politics either.

So when Mr. Orcutt gets into his SUV at the end of the week and drives the 80 miles to Kalama, let’s think of who’s causing the more air pollution.

I had a small collection of these stickers, one of which I sport on my tall bike. Now mass produced for your pleasure. Slap them where ever you want. On your bike. On your car. On your neighbor’s Hummer. It’s out of my hands now.

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!

In Chinese astrology the cycle not only revolves by a twelve animal totems that you see on those paper menus in the restaurants, but also on five elements (metal, water, wood, fire and earth) – this year, after spending many hours in solitude, casting the yarrow stalks and meditating to mantras, I have calculated that this 2013 is the Year of the Water Snake. That’s pretty cool for babies born this year or in 1953 because they share something in common. According to a website or Guru that I beseeched:

“Water Snakes are: Influential, motivated, insightful, and highly intellectual are words that best characterize Water Snakes. These Snakes work well with others and enjoy being recognized and rewarded. They’ll reveal feelings to those closest to them, but no one else.”  (page link)

So, what does that mean for the rest of us, or if you believe in this hoiky-doiky stuff? Well, light some scented candles and nag champa incense and sit on that papasan chair so you can listen to this: Snakes are extremely effective at getting things done. They are analytical. They prefer having a manageable workload rather than having a schedule that’s over-booked. . . there’s a bunch of other crap, but there’s a point to all this jargon. Back in mid-December, I made my new year’s resolution. What was that resolution? To simply be more organized. I didn’t know jack about this Snake year stuff. Manageable workload is exactly what I was thinking about. What about this water stuff?

So water is wet. Yup. Think fluid, transition, always moving – forceful. Water can cut stone and shape mountains, but it can also be gentle. It’s like emotional and receptive, deep or some shit. Or it’s like always rainy because I live in the Pacific Northwest. Take from it what you want.

What am I getting at? That it’s now February and I have taken a month to talk about New Year Resolutions. It’s almost apropos. Most people have already given up their’s by now. I actually started mine back in December just to give myself a “practice” or “dry run” of it, so to speak.

What was mine?

To be more organized.

And so I am writing the New Years entry in February.

Yup.

What happened to ring in 2013? Let’s briefly catch you up.

  • As you may have noticed in photos, I dyed my hair back to normal color in November and then cut it all off, so have been sporting this swanky little pixie do.
  • In shocking news, Lance Armstong admits to doping to one of the most powerful women in the world. I don’t think anyone saw that one coming. But now we get videos of LA singing Radiohead’s Creep and of him lying to Oprah, which are even better than the epic interview, in my opinion.
  • I am now wearing glasses. After having migraines that were getting worse and worse, I decided to take a different route for healing. I went and got my eyes examined. I used to have glasses that I just wore for computer use when I worked tech support. I haven’t really worn them anymore because I knew the prescription was old and I only really wore them when my eyes felt strained. I knew I had a slight astigmatism. Found out I was both far and near sighted. Nice, right? Got me some tinted lenses for computer and fluorescent light use and another pair. (Tinted lenses is a whole separate entry if you’re interested in info.)
  • I had some seizure activity though, so there has been some medication changes. They added a new med because I am maxed out on my other epilepsy meds. So, I am currently titrating up for eight weeks. I am optimistic about it because I have taken this med before for an unrelated issue and didn’t have weird side effects with it. Of course I wasn’t taking this particular cocktail of meds, but still. I’m pretty stoked. Waking up a little groggy in the morning, but figure once I get used to it, I will be cool.
  • This summer a bunch of us tall bikers were filmed by the Travel Channel for a show and the Portland episode finally aired on January 23rd. It’s called Edge of America. You can see the tall bike joust segment here where I am featured for all of 2 seconds falling flat on my face in a day-glo orange shirt. All I got was pizza and beer for doing it, none of which I could eat, but it was fun anyways. You joust for the glory. . . and then you sell out to the Travel Channel. . . and don’t even get any swag.
First Bike Move 5/11 - About 20 people showed up to help me move just under 5 miles on a gorgeous May Day!

First Bike Move 5/11 – About 20 people showed up to help me move just under 5 miles on a gorgeous May Day!

Now on to the good stuff. You can tell it’s good because I’ve started an entirely new paragraph about it. Recently a friend of mine and local cycling, pedestrian and environmentalist (and all around good person) Steph and her (also equally fabulous partner) Ed, had a bike move. They have been a part of the Portland bike community for a long time and “Shifties,”  as well. What’s so monumental about it? It was Portland’s biggest move ever. 67+ people! 10+ miles! Holy shit! It made the local news! And then it went national on CNN! Steph and Ed have done so much for the community at large that they totally deserved every last person that showed up to carry, haul and help out that day.

It kind of makes me feel a little humbled when I bring up the fact that on February 9th, I will be hosting my 3rd personal bike move. That’s right. I am moving. It feels like I just about six months ago. . . wait, yeah. . . so. . . it was seven. While my move will be a longer commute from work, stores, friends, pretty much every kind of accessibility thing I can think of, it is going to put me really close to The Lumberyard Indoor Bike Park! This place is pretty fantastic! I have hung out with the owner and he is a stellar guy. They host all sorts of events and living nearby I might actually be able to take part in some of them.

So I’ve been packing.

And going to doctor appointments.

  • I just had my two month check-up with my podiatrist and my post-foot surgery scar is looking pretty good to him. He diagnosed me as healed! There’s still some tenderness but that’s normal.
  • My Raynaud’s disease is still a “thing.” I still have chilblains on my toes, but they are slowly healing. I am taking blood pressure medication which is supposed to act as a vascular dilator. Kind of like internal embrocation cream, right?!

Also, I just joined up with a cycling team this year! “Flahute Racing Presented by Trailhead Coffee Roasters.” You should “like” us on Facebook!

So there’s that. We’re also hosting a series of road races this month.




On the Road Again

I would like to say that I am not very political. I would even like to define myself as “apolitical” but living in a city like Portland, I guess that is kind of a lie. You can’t really live in Portland and not have an opinion. I mean there is a lot of people stumbling around the city saying that they don’t give a shit, but when you get down to it, you know they care about something, even if it just apathetically.

I guess I am apathetic.

Meh.

So, I had the big seizure ten days ago and was told not to ride until I hadn’t had a seizure for about a week. Well, I didn’t have a tonic-clonic seizure for about a week. All in all, it had been about three days since I had noticed absence seizure blipping. Three days, a week – close enough to a week, right?

Right!? 

So, going back to my apoliticalness, I have decided to now categorize myself still vaguely meh, but also as lightheartedly political. I have many friends involved in politics in some very passionate ways, and it almost makes me sad that I can’t be as passionate as they are. But I have my many, many passions and focuses. I care about their issues, but I am not going to drop all of my aspirations and life goals to march to their drums.

Which brings me to the fact that when something does come up that I can get behind I will respond.  I decided I was feeling pretty good despite the fact that I had only gotten less than five hours of sleep. I dressed up like a tooth fairy and dragged myself to the park to meet up with Bike Swarm, a peaceful demonstration group of cyclists, who were meeting prior to the rally. We all discussed talking points for a while, then mounted up on bikes and took a bike ride across town to city hall where we met up and joined the peaceful rally, joining in with all the others.

It was actually a pretty great day. I made a few friends and ran into an old friend. Got to stretch my legs on my tall bike. (Maybe not the best bike for riding after being off a bike for over a week, but who’s picking hairs?) Hung out on the waterfront afterwards. Probably should not have worn high heels, but was thankful that I was thoughtful enough to have brought flat shoes with me for later that day.

If you’re interested, Portland’s mayor is trying to fluoridate the water, but he’s trying to do it without putting it to vote. Just do it. Crazy, right? So, my sign is in reference to Stanley Kubrick’s 1964 “Dr Strangelove” where a character is obsessed with the communist’s fluoridation of the water supply.

I had decided to dress up like a tooth fairy and hand out little handbills I had made with information on well-known brands of toothpastes you can buy anywhere that had fluoride-free options (most having kid-friendly flavors as well) and then on the other side a recipe for homemade toothpaste, why the ingredients were beneficial, and that all the ingredients could be purchased by EBT. (Meaning, in other words, they’re all food products!) I also had a lot of hippie talk of other homeopathic jargon on dental care and diet. The thing is that everyone at the rally was on the same team, so it was a lot of commiserating, mostly.

Unfortunately, that afternoon I went into work and have been suffering a migraine now for the last 20 hours or so I as type this. I assume the lack of sleep, extra energy, warm weather made my brain frizzle out. I am not prone to normal migraines.

Damn my brain.

Otherwise, I had a great day. I figure I am over that hump and back on the road. I might end up calling the neurologist, but only if it persists, otherwise I am going to call it a fluke.

I am thrilled to be back in the saddle again.